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SALVATION! #953193 2008-05-26 12:02 AM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 5 Reverend Ezekiel Albright OP few posts
OP Reverend Ezekiel Albright few posts Joined: May 2008 Posts: 5	HOW MANY OF YOU SEEK SALVATION! ALL YOU NEED BROTHERS AND SISTERS, IS GAWD! COME UP AND LET ME LAY HANDS UPON YOU! CAN I GET AN A-MEN! ALL YOU NEED IS THE LORD IN YOUR HEART AND MY BOOK IN YOUR HOUSE! "ENTERING HEAVEN'S GATES," ONLY $19.95! THE ROAD TO HEVEN IS SIMPLE, AND IF YOU WANT TO FIND IT, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS ASK JESUS TO COME INTO YOUR HEART! AND THEN BUY MY BOOK, "ENTERING HEAVEN'S GATES" FOR ONLY $19.95

Re: SALVATION! Reverend Ezekiel Albright #953320 2008-05-26 12:47 AM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 414 Rellik Bringer of Change 400+ posts
Rellik Bringer of Change 400+ posts Joined: May 2008 Posts: 414	Preach on, brother! For the homos of this land are in need of salvation at 19.95 a pop!

Re: SALVATION! Rellik #953370 2008-05-26 12:58 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,919 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,919 Jacques Brel	Right on, mother! I never thought you'd dig it. So sure you'd hit the roof. But now you're telling me you understand!

Re: SALVATION! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #953377 2008-05-26 1:00 AM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 116 Captain Zzap rex's MASTURBATOR 100+ posts
Captain Zzap rex's MASTURBATOR 100+ posts Joined: May 2008 Posts: 116	I used to have milk but I left it in antoine's buttocks! Zzap! Last edited by Captain Zzap; 2008-05-26 2:31 AM. 1.21 Jigawatts of Liberal Fun Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it." Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK." Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures." First Among Daves homosexual obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."

Re: SALVATION! Reverend Ezekiel Albright #953465 2008-05-26 1:24 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse	Originally Posted By: Reverend Ezekiel Albright HOW MANY OF YOU SEEK SALVATION! ALL YOU NEED BROTHERS AND SISTERS, IS GAWD! COME UP AND LET ME LAY HANDS UPON YOU! CAN I GET AN A-MEN! ALL YOU NEED IS THE LORD IN YOUR HEART AND MY BOOK IN YOUR HOUSE! "ENTERING HEAVEN'S GATES," ONLY $19.95! it's ray!

Re: SALVATION! Irwin Schwab #954358 2008-05-26 12:51 PM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 40 look_at_me_i_am_evil His EVIL Highness, Baron EVIL! 25+ posts
look_at_me_i_am_evil His EVIL Highness, Baron EVIL! 25+ posts Joined: May 2008 Posts: 40	Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts it's ray! IT'S GAY! [REFERRING TO REX WHO IS NOW UNDENIABLY AN IT, ATTRACTED TO OTHER ITS] MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT EZEKIEL IS NOT AS EVIL AS ME, SO DON'T BUY HIS BOOK!

Re: SALVATION! Reverend Ezekiel Albright #964618 2008-06-11 2:48 PM
Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 608 bionic redneck 500+ posts
bionic redneck 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 608	Where's the good pastor at, I have some questions!

Re: SALVATION! Rellik #972547 2008-06-17 10:53 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 161 in your living room Gerald in your living room 100+ posts
Gerald in your living room 100+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 161 in your living room	Originally Posted By: Rellik Preach on, brother! For the homos of this land are in need of salvation at 19.95 a pop! Are you offering homosexuality for a price? You need new living room furniture

Re: SALVATION! Gerald in your living room #972562 2008-06-17 11:10 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse	is he!

Re: SALVATION! Gerald in your living room #1207858 2014-02-02 9:49 PM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	Originally Posted By: Gerald in your living room Are you offering homosexuality for a price? Fuck off, Lothar. "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

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