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How do you actually say that? With a mild stutter?
z-zap?
ZZZZap?
You have to bring your front teeth together and then push with your tongue for the "z" sound. Then you end with an explosive "p", forcing air from between your lips. Its a sensual choice of a user name. Its pregnant with possibilities.
The "Captain" bit is like lingerie. Unnecessary but good for a bit of a tease.
Zzap! Zzap!
I bet it makes him feel dirty, to say it out loud. None of his real life friends would know his internet user name is the sound a car battery makes when attached to his nipples.
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Yes, it rings with the same desperation of a man who must call himself firt among Daves so that when a bitch is desperate enough to reach through the alphabet to the Ds, you find yourself closer to finally getting a little poon-tang in your life.
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I think it makes a fart sound.
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How do you actually say that? With a mild stutter?
z-zap?
ZZZZap?
You have to bring your front teeth together and then push with your tongue for the "z" sound. Then you end with an explosive "p", forcing air from between your lips. Its a sensual choice of a user name. Its pregnant with possibilities.
The "Captain" bit is like lingerie. Unnecessary but good for a bit of a tease.
Zzap! Zzap!
I bet it makes him feel dirty, to say it out loud. None of his real life friends would know his internet user name is the sound a car battery makes when attached to his nipples.
Yes, the same way that your SN screams of the hope that when a chick is so down on her luck as to go through the alphabet looking for a man to dick here that when she gets to Daves, you'll be at the top of the list.
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wow dave broke you easy. you responded twice. 
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How do you actually say that? With a mild stutter?
z-zap?
ZZZZap?
You have to bring your front teeth together and then push with your tongue for the "z" sound. Then you end with an explosive "p", forcing air from between your lips. Its a sensual choice of a user name. Its pregnant with possibilities.
The "Captain" bit is like lingerie. Unnecessary but good for a bit of a tease.
Zzap! Zzap!
I bet it makes him feel dirty, to say it out loud. None of his real life friends would know his internet user name is the sound a car battery makes when attached to his nipples.
FIRST A SERENADE ABOUT HIS HANDS AND NOW A BIT OF PROSE ON HIS NAME! YOU ARE EVIL! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LET ME GUESS, HIS EYES ARE NEXT!
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Or,.. knowing these guys... his toes!
... so there!!
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Not to sond repetitive, but you sir, are a faggot
Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.
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Not to sond repetitive, but you sir, are a faggot donny, please.
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Can't these guys even keep their alts in characters?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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That one swears he's really ollie north.
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ollie north wouldnt talk with a faggot , let alone misspell in correspondence with one!
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wow dave broke you easy. you responded twice. Dammit. Internal error 500, I hate you man.
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Not to sound repetitive, but you sir, are a faggot
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My request to go into the Navy has been denied. Looks like I'm going back into the mother fucking Marines afterall. Don't know exactly what's gonna happen. On the 26th of this month I have to go to Kansas City Missouri for "reactivation screening" and If I'm found eligible (which I'm 99.9% sure I will be) I'll be givin orders to report somewhere 5 months later. Man, just when I was starting to get shit together these fucking assholes pull me back in. My 4 year old can out think Halo Quoted for truth. 
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Not to sond repetitive, but you sir, are a faggot Hey, don't ask and don't tell!
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Yes, it rings with the same desperation of a man who must call himself firt among Daves so that when a bitch is desperate enough to reach through the alphabet to the Ds, you find yourself closer to finally getting a little poon-tang in your life. He's married and has several children, unlike Halo who has "had" several children!
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Halo prefers children because they don't punch that hard.
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Yet they still manage to kick his ass every time.
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Poor Halo. He can't even beat up children.
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He calls whomod in to do that for him.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Zzap's avatar should really be a Zapp Brannigan image.
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so you can wank off to his posts?
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are you finished wanking off to my avatar?
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You had me at "black person".
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