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the Insurgents have surrendered. Halo said that they are planning on hanging out here for the long haul. the original plan of running us off has failed and now theyve decided to join us.


WE WIN AGAIN!

Yeah, and besides, the ones too ashamed to log in are definitely staying as long time lurkers!

Maybe we should give them their own sub-forum? Worked out fine for the Legion guys!

we could call it the insurgent workshop, everyone would be allowed to start polls of course!

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1. No hate speech. This includes, but is not limited to, sexual orientation, sex, race, handicap, ethnicity, etc. And, trust us, that etc. covers a lot.

2. Profanity is fine. Just please be reasonable about it. Excessive profanity can get a little tiresome. However, we understand if you let the occasional one (or, even a string) of explitive(s) out.

3. No raiding the Renegade board to cause them distress. We don't like all of them and that is fine. But, that doesn't mean we are going to raise a shit storm over there either. Let bygones be bygones. We wouldn't want them doing it to us, would we?

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and gay!

So, to recap their rules, in the first instance they say that they believe in broad free speech rights and then qualify that with a half dozen or so rules are all the things that are prohibited to write or post about.

In the examples used to illustrate said rules they indicate that female nudity is verboten but the work of Robert Maplethorpe (said work generally involving things such as gay men sticking bull whips up their asses) can be posted as of right.


Oooohhkay....

When do we get to split up the spoils of war?

Dibs on PG's Boobs!

Dibs on your boobies.

Dibs on yours as well.

Dibs on dibs!

Down with pants!

Up with skirts!

damnit! beat me to it...

It'd be awesome if you guys fought over me!

you gotta make it worth my while first...

And how could I do that?

Will giving it to my shithole help?

Zzap!

it's time for plan Z!!!

No! Not crappy screen caps of Spongebob Squarepants!

this is better than the poll rigging scheme!

10. We will ban your account if we fear you.

11. In times of conflict, you may notice you require a password to access certain forums. Don't worry about that. It's just our harmless attempt and trying not to seem like really huge pussies.

12. The idea that we are, in fact, huge pussies should not be derived from us having Protected Forums and Secret Buried Forums, and "Caves", and the like. We aren't pussies, and it has nothing to do with us being faced with conflict.

13. In desperate times, you may notice we will abandon all listed rules here at our whim. Once again, this is not to infer that we are, in fact, enormous pussies. Not at all. It's because of the Porn Bots. Really. No, really. Swear.

14. This is all very personal, and real. Everything anyone says on the web is a very serious, personal moment of communication. So, please refrain from speaking about perceived familial units. Yes, even if we expose our real identities and details about our family, you may not mention them. They do not exist. These are all very personal, real things! Listen to me, you sycophants!! I mean it!!!

15.

well theyve been faithful to 15!

have they!