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#964448 2008-06-11 8:07 AM
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We have to end this. I vote that you give me all emergency mod powers of the random chat (which is my home afterall) so that I may sit around and do absolutely nothing while the insurgency "raid" us. Its a bold move but I think its time. I promise I will return these powers once the threat is over...


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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

We have to end this. I vote that you give me all emergency mod powers of the random chat (which is my home afterall) so that I may sit around and do absolutely nothing while the insurgency "raid" us. Its a bold move but I think its time. I promise I will return these powers once the threat is over...


Shouldn't you be addressing that to rex, BSAMS, Uschi, Pariah, Sammitch, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy or Rudolph?

I mean they really run the place, don't they, Redundant?

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Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Yeah. We run things......INTO THE GROUND!!

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yeah so anyways...rob make with the mod powers.


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
yeah so anyways...rob make with the mod powers.


UH OH! rexy's going to be angry. And you won't like rexy when he's angry...he gets gassy.

Seriously, have rex enact a word filter so that R O B shows up as R E X; save you a bunch of time.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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damn rex. he really is obsessed with you...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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he wants to man fuck rex...in a gay manner!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
he wants to man fuck rex...in a gay manner!


He wants to do it in a straight manner. Straight...IN THE ASS!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Actually his penis curves a little to the left...


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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
he wants to man fuck rex...in a gay manner!




PWN! You just totally called him gay! How hardcore awesome. Dude!

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
yeah so anyways...rob make with the mod powers.


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I want to man fuck rex and power fuck bsams... in a gay manner!

What what, in the butt!
What what, in the butt!

Zzap!


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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homosexual obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
he wants to man fuck rex...in a gay manner!




PWN! You just totally called him gay! How hardcore awesome. Dude!



sometimes even i dont know how i do it!

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that is why he is a message board god!


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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
he wants to man fuck rex...in a gay manner!




PWN! You just totally called him gay! How hardcore awesome. Dude!



sometimes even i dont know how i do it!


How? It's really more a question of why, don't you think?

As in: "Why" embarrass yourself by making a ridiculous post using an old, tired trick?

"Why" would you do something that lame?

"Why" can't you be more original?

"Why" even bother expending the energy to make yourself look bad?

And finally:

"Why" don't I understand the mentality behind such a failure as yours?

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
he wants to man fuck rex...in a gay manner!




PWN! You just totally called him gay! How hardcore awesome. Dude!



sometimes even i dont know how i do it!


How? It's really more a question of why, don't you think?

As in: "Why" embarrass yourself by making a ridiculous post using an old, tired trick?

"Why" would you do something that lame?

"Why" can't you be more original?

"Why" even bother expending the energy to make yourself look bad?

And finally:

"Why" don't I understand the mentality behind such a failure as yours?

Zzap!



youre just jealous bionic redneck finds my posts hardcore awesome.

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i am a message board god.

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I'm a sex goddess.


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I'm Mxy

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 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
I'm a sex goddess.


I am in the right place.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
I'm Mxy


What is this? Fucking Mouseketeer Roll Call?

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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YOU AINT SPOSED TO FUCK MOUSKETEERS!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
YOU AINT SPOSED TO FUCK MOUSKETEERS!

Unless its Britney and Christina!

Rob would settle for Justin tho!

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He was cute back in the Mouseketeer days, but I like him better now that he's black.


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it is halo!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
it is halo!




That was funny.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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I do love a good Halo smackdown.


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 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
He was cute back in the Mouseketeer days, but I like him better now that he's black.



try as he may, he isnt nor will he ever be...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Thats right.
He doesnt know how to steal cars or mug old ladies!

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dont forget sleep with white women...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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White men do that as well.
Well some of us do!

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Seriously? JT's blacker than OJ.

Ask Kathy Griffin.


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thats not saying much. oj isnt black. we gave him up long ago...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
yeah so anyways...rob make with the mod powers.


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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rollin', I nominate you for whatever forum you want.

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silence you right-wing maniac!! why don't you go group mentality yourself!!!!!


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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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