RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Where's rexy?

Where oh where has rexy gone?

Oh where oh where can he be?

Come on, cocksucker, post somewhere so I can attack you again. And again. And again. And again.

Not so much fun is it, asshole? No one else seems to want to defend you, rexy. Why could that be? Do you think they might secretly not like you? Perhaps make fun of you behind your back?

Wow. It's gotta suck to be you right now.

Zzap!

P.S. POST MOTHER FUCKER. ANYWHERE.

P.P.S. **ahem** Please?

BOC BOC BOC?

If chickens can fly then rexy's long gone by now.

Zzap!

Chop, chop, chop, engine of destruction
Chop, chop, chop, a perfect killing machine
Chop, chop, chop, it's a symbiotic function
Chop, chop, chop, I keep the city so clean

First off, you're a homo.

Secondly, there's nothing secret about not liking rex.

homo means man, genius

And a new challenger steps up to the plate.

Before I engage you, I sincerely encourage you to look around and make an informed decision as to whether you really want to get between rexy and I.

I don't know you, I've seen you around the place, but honestly I haven't formed an opinion on you, based on your posts, one way or another. Nice Av, btw.

My focus is set on rex. I've got no problem taking on any one else, but I'm not fucking around with rex. The man/woman/thing is human garbage completely unworthy of breathing the same air as normal people. No one with even the tiniest amount of self respect makes fun of a 12 week old baby girl.

Actually, I have a better question for you. Do you think rex stepped over a line with his whacky shenanigans?

Zzap!

Taken in context, I'm pretty sure I know what he means.

Thanks, though, my bionic chum. Oh, and LOWER CORPORATE TAXES!

Zzap!

No thanks, I only like the girls chief! thanks anyway

I thought you were the bionic republican. That's why I posted about the lower corporate taxes.



Whoops. My bad.

Zzap!

= Republicans
= Democrats

Rex can be very amusing if you convince yourself that he does not actually exist!

Trust me on this, nobody here has a problem making fun of rex to his face.

Or to his monitor.

Or to his socks.

Socklisa, et al.

Dude, I used to be a copywriter and author. My words and concepts have been seen, read and heard by literally millions of people.

I've sold scripts to television and movie producers.

And with all that, I don't think I have a chance of convincing myself that human shit stain doesn't really exist.

Tell me of one single thing that any body can do that's lower or more reprehensible than using a 12 week old baby girl to post fecal matter about her father.

I defy you.

Rex is nothing and less than nothing.

On top of it, he is so fucking predictable that when he does decide to show his fat, ugly, acne scarred face here again you can bet that all he'll talk about is how obsessed I am with him because of all the posts I've made.

Well you know what? I don't care. Because I'm not leaving until that thing apologizes or leaves. I will follow him wherever he goes in these forums and attack him.

Zzap!

Oh, don't worry, UJ53, rex has never seen anything like the smackdown I'm going to lay on him for the next day, week, month or year. I am a father of two children, and if that human shit stain (sorry, I've already used that one, but I'm quickly running out of vulgarities with which to describe rexy), ever attacks a defenseless person again, I will follow him where ever he goes and make certain that he is never happy.

Don't believe me, rexy? Just try it you inhuman abomination.

Zzap!

Kaptain bug zap,you am just gonna get your dumm ass kicked again. Even litle Jeremy am slap your dumm ass around.

Oh please. If you want to talk to me do it like a man or at least a person, not this fake gimmicky shit.

Zzap!

If a fucking neanderthal says it it broken english, it must be true!

PWND!

You win!



Zzap!

I daren't do such a thing! I defy you!

By all means, enjoy yourself pseudo-arguing with less than nothing, and I look forward to not reading the first few hundred new posts of it tomorrow, but there is no sense in bragging to me, of all people, about how famous you are. I cannot give you validation. I'd tell myself that you also do not exist, but quite honestly you're more plausible than rex is.

What kind of idiot are you? Your communicating to him how can he not exist?

First off, I just like making fun of you guys cause you make it easy. Especially since you people came to us to defend someone who had a meltdown here some time back. I'm not going to get in between anything. I can't stand rex either. Several of us can't, nothing secret about it.




He has wacky shenanigans?



Yeah, he goes away when I turn off my browser. He lives on these boards. He even had a tent out back until it blew away.

Uhm...thanks. I think.

And I wasn't bragging or asking for your validation.

And I will, likewise, enjoy your not reading the first few hundred new posts tomorrow.

Enjoy your time doing other things or spend it more productively.

Zzap!

P.S. Just to be clear, though, do you or do you not think what rex did was reprehensible?

So Whomod kicked you Whores ass?

Zzap!

You just can't get enough can you?

Heh, Zzap is trying to get me to pick sides. Oh, and I spelled wacky correct you Sammitch wannabe. Finally, rex isn't going to apologize for anything, but go ahead and keep hoping for one.

Man you're hardcore! I see why you are such a big time member of a board that eats their own. I bet you've eaten out everyone here, huh?

Zzap was being nitpicky long before Sammitch started using that tactic out of desperation.

I joined after that stage of initiation was removed.

So you did out of the kindness of your own heart?

Yes, I did join out of the kindness of my heart.

Now I know that's bullshit. You joined here cause you wanted to show off your clever name.

Well thank you, I like my name too.

Very Pearl Jam esque.

That's a 90's song dude, I was born in the 80's.

There song is probaly more famous than you are so they win out.