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#969324 2008-06-14 1:38 AM
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Hey kids,

What's new?

Did I miss anything important?

Sorry I haven't been around the last couple of days, so much to do and so little time for my Insurgents and I to continue PWNING you and WINNING!

Has that fat, miserable shit stain, rexy, come back yet?

I hope he understands this is all just fun and games. I'd really like the opportunity to chat with him some more. If only to remind him what a truly vile thing he is.

Please let him know I'll be around for a while.

Thanks guys, you're the bestest!

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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WHERE WERE YOU AT 10PM?!?!?!


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goddamn. one post and then you leave. ZAAA-AAAP! COME OUT AND PLA-AY!



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Maybe he's taking a bbath.


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ah, it's a good thing to wash up after selling yourself to a skanked out Tuscan whore for three American dollars.

those Tuscans are filthy.



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Awwwww, you missed me, Uschi.

I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark with my son. First time he'd seen it.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Nah, I bathed last week.

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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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But, you can't argue that they can suck a cock even better than rexy, can you? I think not.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Awwwww, you missed me, Uschi.

I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark with my son. First time he'd seen it.

Zzap!


Ha ha ha! He told you THAT?! Ha ha ha, no. No no no, I had Raiders on the telly that one time a rufied his juice and took carnal advantage of his prostrate form on my coffee table. I can see why he doesn't like to remind himself of that time though. I tore his ass the hell up.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Whoops, gotta run out for a few. Back in 20.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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me too! I've got a hankerin ta spankerin yer juicy little boy!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
But, you can't argue that they can suck a cock even better than rexy, can you? I think not.

Zzap!




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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Awwwww, you missed me, Uschi.

I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark with my son. First time he'd seen it.

Zzap!


Ha ha ha! He told you THAT?! Ha ha ha, no. No no no, I had Raiders on the telly that one time a rufied his juice and took carnal advantage of his prostrate form on my coffee table. I can see why he doesn't like to remind himself of that time though. I tore his ass the hell up.


Wow. I'm stunned. Shocked, even.

YOU have a coffee table?

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Hey kids, Has that fat, miserable shit stain, rexy, come back yet?
I hope he understands this is all just fun and games. I'd really like the opportunity to chat with him some more. If only to remind him what a truly vile thing he is.
Please let him know I'll be around for a while.

The obsession continues...

Rex,I think zzap has a crush on you.

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no, not really. more of a couple milk-crates and an old desk-top. I think he got a splinter in his little wee dick, too, come to think of it.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi


Wait a second. Are you calling my son a Baker?

You bastard.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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balls.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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balls is the joke there.


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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Hey kids, Has that fat, miserable shit stain, rexy, come back yet?
I hope he understands this is all just fun and games. I'd really like the opportunity to chat with him some more. If only to remind him what a truly vile thing he is.
Please let him know I'll be around for a while.

The obsession continues...

Rex,I think zzap has a crush on you.


I thought I already made myself clear on that. rexy's the only one for me. Then, when I'm done and he's curled up in the fetal position, drooling, soiling himself and laughing maniacally while spreading his feces on his face, MAYBE I'll have time for one of you guys.

I know it sounds like it might be a while, but trust me, the last time I was here, rexy didn't post for a whole day and that has got to be some sort of record for him, so it probably won't be long now. Unless, of course, he shows himself to be the pussy I believe him to be and sets me to ignore. In the meantime, however, I like to think maybe...just maybe rexy went outside and looked at the sun.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
balls is the joke there.


I'm lost. Sorry.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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heh. zzap is funny...


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THE JOKE THERE, ZZAAAAPP, IN THAT IMAGE THE JOKE THERE IS "BALLS." where's waldo? it's supposed to be subtle.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
But, you can't argue that they can suck a cock even better than rexy, can you? I think not.

Zzap!


just caught this, but I wrote that YOU were paid for BY the Tuscan Whore. So, you're cheaper than something that screws Sand People. And filthier.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Hey kids, Has that fat, miserable shit stain, rexy, come back yet?
I hope he understands this is all just fun and games. I'd really like the opportunity to chat with him some more. If only to remind him what a truly vile thing he is.
Please let him know I'll be around for a while.

The obsession continues...

Rex,I think zzap has a crush on you.


I thought I already made myself clear on that. rexy's the only one for me. Then, when I'm done and he's curled up in the fetal position, drooling, soiling himself and laughing maniacally while spreading his feces on his face, MAYBE I'll have time for one of you guys.

I know it sounds like it might be a while, but trust me, the last time I was here, rexy didn't post for a whole day and that has got to be some sort of record for him, so it probably won't be long now. Unless, of course, he shows himself to be the pussy I believe him to be and sets me to ignore. In the meantime, however, I like to think maybe...just maybe rexy went outside and looked at the sun.

Zzap!

Rex owns you as long as you spend your time posting about him. Rex is dominating you and he's not even here.

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he's wanking into a basement sock!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi


AND. BALLS. BALLS IS THE JOKE.


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 Quote:
I like to think maybe...just maybe rexy went outside and looked at the sun.

I live about fifty miles from Rex. I can tell you that we never see the sun to go out into.

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Uschi


AND. BALLS. BALLS IS THE JOKE.




I JUST SAW IT!



I gotta get new glasses.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
heh. zzap is funny...


Funniest mofo you'll ever meet, G-money...Word!



Peace out!

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
But, you can't argue that they can suck a cock even better than rexy, can you? I think not.

Zzap!


just caught this, but I wrote that YOU were paid for BY the Tuscan Whore. So, you're cheaper than something that screws Sand People. And filthier.


**HARRUMPH**

I think my line still works.

And "cheap" is such a...common word. I prefer "entrepreneurial".

Zzap!


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Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Hey kids, Has that fat, miserable shit stain, rexy, come back yet?
I hope he understands this is all just fun and games. I'd really like the opportunity to chat with him some more. If only to remind him what a truly vile thing he is.
Please let him know I'll be around for a while.

The obsession continues...

Rex,I think zzap has a crush on you.


I thought I already made myself clear on that. rexy's the only one for me. Then, when I'm done and he's curled up in the fetal position, drooling, soiling himself and laughing maniacally while spreading his feces on his face, MAYBE I'll have time for one of you guys.

I know it sounds like it might be a while, but trust me, the last time I was here, rexy didn't post for a whole day and that has got to be some sort of record for him, so it probably won't be long now. Unless, of course, he shows himself to be the pussy I believe him to be and sets me to ignore. In the meantime, however, I like to think maybe...just maybe rexy went outside and looked at the sun.

Zzap!

Rex owns you as long as you spend your time posting about him. Rex is dominating you and he's not even here.


Okay. See, that I don't get. Why does he dominate me if I post about him when he's not here, but you guys post about Halo when he's not here. So does that mean he dominates you?

Not that it matters. The only thing about his apology post that I found noteworthy is that he actually knew the mechanics of where his cock would go IF he were ever to have the opportunity to fuck something. I'd assume he's a longtime subscriber to Penthouse Forum, but I'm certain his masturbatory habits preclude being able to focus on the written word and frankly, braille porn loses something in the translation.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap

Okay. See, that I don't get. Why does he dominate me if I post about him when he's not here, but you guys post about Halo when he's not here. So does that mean he dominates you?




because your trying to draw him out. which he wants you to do. as far as halo goes we dont care if he comes out to play or not. we just like to talk shit. not that it really matters cause hes always here all the time anyways (again)


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"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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So basically the way for him to win is to stop posting?

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his pride wont let him do that...


which is why rex wins...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap

Okay. See, that I don't get. Why does he dominate me if I post about him when he's not here, but you guys post about Halo when he's not here. So does that mean he dominates you?




because your trying to draw him out. which he wants you to do. as far as halo goes we dont care if he comes out to play or not. we just like to talk shit. not that it really matters cause hes always here all the time anyways (again)


So then I should just wait for him to show up? I guess that makes a certain kind of sense. But how do I know when he's actually here? It takes your boards forever to recognize when someone's logged out.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
But how do I know when he's actually here?


Your walkie talkies stopped working?

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
his pride wont let him do that...


which is why rex wins...


I'm willing to put my determination up against rex's apathy. And that's the ONLY thing I'm willing to put up against rex.

Besides, I've never actually done this sort of thing before. I prefer to avoid these types of unpleasantries, but I've a particular hot button for the exploitation of the innocent, children and animals and the children of innocent animals as well as innocent animal children. So I'm willing to expend a ton of energy to get my point across.

Plus I'm finding this to be incredibly therapeutic. If I keep it going for an extended period, I'm gonna save money in the long run.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
his pride wont let him do that...


which is why rex wins...


I'm willing to put my determination up against rex's apathy. And that's the ONLY thing I'm willing to put up against rex.

Besides, I've never actually done this sort of thing before. I prefer to avoid these types of unpleasantries, but I've a particular hot button for the exploitation of the innocent, children and animals and the children of innocent animals as well as innocent animal children. So I'm willing to expend a ton of energy to get my point across.

Plus I'm finding this to be incredibly therapeutic. If I keep it going for an extended period, I'm gonna save money in the long run.

Zzap!




well congrats on the new stress relief posting program. enjoy your time here trying to get under rex's skin.


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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