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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
Such anger!

Now...do you cry because you wank so often and so vigorously that it is starting to chafe?

Or because you feel the need to punish yourself physically (by wanking) every time you post another moronic comment (which makes you sad_?


Hate to tell you, but your pet is the one with the anger issues tonight. He probaly feels impotent. I hope you let him know it happens to all guys once and awhile.


Actually...it might be that he's tired. He's been too busy actually having a life OFF of these boards.

Instead of plotting cute little battle scenarios, he's been banging my brains out.


I've been here off and on fucking with these idiots for a week or two. Sammitch has been here for years being a twit. So try another excuse. But at least you recognize he's being moody.



I'm sorry...when did I say he was being moody? I said he was probably tired, from banging my brains out. Silly Rabbit.




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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
And motie is what we call it at the Insurgency. Not everybody bends to Rob's Brothel terminology


so basically you're all retarded then. got it.


Yes, people who don't talk like you are retarded . Talk about desperate, intolerant, and forced rhetoric.


we've expanded dumbshit's vocabulary yet again!


u r jelous Im so much smrtr than u


You're not smart Sammitch, you're superficial.


says the budding rhodes scholar with... how much post-secondary education again?

right. almost forgot.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
Such anger!

Now...do you cry because you wank so often and so vigorously that it is starting to chafe?

Or because you feel the need to punish yourself physically (by wanking) every time you post another moronic comment (which makes you sad_?


Hate to tell you, but your pet is the one with the anger issues tonight. He probaly feels impotent. I hope you let him know it happens to all guys once and awhile.


Actually...it might be that he's tired. He's been too busy actually having a life OFF of these boards.

Instead of plotting cute little battle scenarios, he's been banging my brains out.


I've been here off and on fucking with these idiots for a week or two. Sammitch has been here for years being a twit. So try another excuse. But at least you recognize he's being moody.


you've been here getting your ass handed to you, and no amount of 'no, YOU are!' will ever change that. you are and will always be the internet's personal whipping boy, dumbshit.


Again, pot meet kettle. Pretty soon you'll realize you are outgunned (again) and go back to relying on graemlins and photoshops.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
And motie is what we call it at the Insurgency. Not everybody bends to Rob's Brothel terminology


so basically you're all retarded then. got it.


Yes, people who don't talk like you are retarded . Talk about desperate, intolerant, and forced rhetoric.


we've expanded dumbshit's vocabulary yet again!


u r jelous Im so much smrtr than u


You're not smart Sammitch, you're superficial.


says the budding rhodes scholar with... how much post-secondary education again?

right. almost forgot.


Thanks for proving my point, you shallow fuck. As if school is the only indicator of intelligence. I'm sure you'd like to believe that but it's just self serving naivity.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
*** You are ignoring this user ***


I'm sorry, what?


I win! That's 3. Awww... Still not worth .01 yet




Lucky you. Sammitch is way too obsessed with me to put me on ignore.


Why put you on ignore? You're entertaining. And he wants to take notes on how to interact with a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)


With Sammitch's genes you probaly will. I can see why he likes you, you're not very "bright" either.


dumbshit thinks referring to my story will somehow get at me. did you miss nowhereman and bsams doing the exact same thing, dumbshit? read any good coloring books lately?


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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




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What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
And motie is what we call it at the Insurgency. Not everybody bends to Rob's Brothel terminology


so basically you're all retarded then. got it.


Yes, people who don't talk like you are retarded . Talk about desperate, intolerant, and forced rhetoric.


we've expanded dumbshit's vocabulary yet again!


u r jelous Im so much smrtr than u


You're not smart Sammitch, you're superficial.


says the budding rhodes scholar with... how much post-secondary education again?

right. almost forgot.





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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
Such anger!

Now...do you cry because you wank so often and so vigorously that it is starting to chafe?

Or because you feel the need to punish yourself physically (by wanking) every time you post another moronic comment (which makes you sad_?


Hate to tell you, but your pet is the one with the anger issues tonight. He probaly feels impotent. I hope you let him know it happens to all guys once and awhile.


Actually...it might be that he's tired. He's been too busy actually having a life OFF of these boards.

Instead of plotting cute little battle scenarios, he's been banging my brains out.


I've been here off and on fucking with these idiots for a week or two. Sammitch has been here for years being a twit. So try another excuse. But at least you recognize he's being moody.



I'm sorry...when did I say he was being moody? I said he was probably tired, from banging my brains out. Silly Rabbit.


Nice try. I said he was angry and you were like "well maybe it's cause he's tired".


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
*** You are ignoring this user ***


I'm sorry, what?


I win! That's 3. Awww... Still not worth .01 yet




Lucky you. Sammitch is way too obsessed with me to put me on ignore.


Why put you on ignore? You're entertaining. And he wants to take notes on how to interact with a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)


With Sammitch's genes you probaly will. I can see why he likes you, you're not very "bright" either.


....................bah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah (breathe) hahahahahahahahahah.

Is that the best you could come up with? Seriously. Honestly. Thats no good, I'm gonna give you another shot. It almost doesn't seem fair to make you cry when THAT is the crap you spit back at me.




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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
And motie is what we call it at the Insurgency. Not everybody bends to Rob's Brothel terminology


so basically you're all retarded then. got it.


Yes, people who don't talk like you are retarded . Talk about desperate, intolerant, and forced rhetoric.


we've expanded dumbshit's vocabulary yet again!


u r jelous Im so much smrtr than u


You're not smart Sammitch, you're superficial.


says the budding rhodes scholar with... how much post-secondary education again?

right. almost forgot.


Thanks for proving my point, you shallow fuck. As if school is the only indicator of intelligence. I'm sure you'd like to believe that but it's just self serving naivity.


yeah, there are plenty of indicators. and thus far you're striking out across the board!


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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
Such anger!

Now...do you cry because you wank so often and so vigorously that it is starting to chafe?

Or because you feel the need to punish yourself physically (by wanking) every time you post another moronic comment (which makes you sad_?


Hate to tell you, but your pet is the one with the anger issues tonight. He probaly feels impotent. I hope you let him know it happens to all guys once and awhile.


Actually...it might be that he's tired. He's been too busy actually having a life OFF of these boards.

Instead of plotting cute little battle scenarios, he's been banging my brains out.


I've been here off and on fucking with these idiots for a week or two. Sammitch has been here for years being a twit. So try another excuse. But at least you recognize he's being moody.



I'm sorry...when did I say he was being moody? I said he was probably tired, from banging my brains out. Silly Rabbit.


Nice try. I said he was angry and you were like "well maybe it's cause he's tired".


so basically you acknowledge you weren't even on the same page as her?

they say admitting you have a problem is the first step toward change, dumbshit. maybe there's hope for you after all!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
read any good coloring books lately?


You don't read coloring books dumbass! You look at the pictures. Too bad they're in black and white.

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
^motie

WE WIN AGAIN!



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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
read any good coloring books lately?


You don't read coloring books dumbass! You look at the pictures. Too bad their in black and white.


explain that to dumbshit if you can dig up the post where he compared my writing (without pictures) to a coloring book (without words).


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
read any good coloring books lately?


You don't read coloring books dumbass! You look at the pictures. Too bad their in black and white.


Actually, I made the coloring book joke first. After reading Sammitch's tripe "Bright" I said I've read better stuff in a coloring book and Sammitch obviously took exception cause now he's ripping me off. His stories are lame though. Guys dripping wet coming out of the shower and shit like that. Not that that surprises me coming from Sammitch.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
read any good coloring books lately?


You don't read coloring books dumbass! You look at the pictures. Too bad their in black and white.


explain that to dumbshit if you can dig up the post where he compared my writing (without pictures) to a coloring book (without words).


Hey, he's not ignoring me! My strategy failed! Damn!

Why don't you color... your face!

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
read any good coloring books lately?


You don't read coloring books dumbass! You look at the pictures. Too bad their in black and white.


explain that to dumbshit if you can dig up the post where he compared my writing (without pictures) to a coloring book (without words).


Again with the "dumbshit". This from the guy who brags about expanding my vocabulary.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


You should read Sammitch's posts in your class! "MANTRUMS IN ACTION!"

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
read any good coloring books lately?


You don't read coloring books dumbass! You look at the pictures. Too bad their in black and white.


Actually, I made the coloring book joke first. After reading Sammitch's tripe "Bright" I said I've read better stuff in a coloring book and Sammitch obviously took exception cause now he's ripping me off. His stories are lame though. Guys dripping wet coming out of the shower and shit like that. Not that that surprises me coming from Sammitch.


so that was the part where you came?


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


I'm sorry forgive me, you'll have to go slow with me since I'm not too "bright" as you say, Wank (*cough* not in college *cough) but...when did I DENY anything?

Now, I know you're in love with Sammitch as well as the other men on this board and often think of Marine shower scenarios including them and a whole bunch of other men gang banging you but....its just not going to happen.

As for the blue pill, I know you're speaking from experience in terms of what you have to do in order to get and keep a boner around a female, but...Sammitch has absolutely no problem with that around me. Thanks though for your concern hun. You're a doll.




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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


You should read Sammitch's posts in your class! "MANTRUMS IN ACTION!"


I wouldn't do that to them.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
This from the guy who brags about expanding my vocabulary.


He hasn't taught me any words, but he did remind me of one I had forgotten... incest!

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


well I guess you didn't sleep through the entire course then, dumbshit!


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


You should read Sammitch's posts in your class! "MANTRUMS IN ACTION!"


I wouldn't do that to them.


How bout this for a topic on intelligent discussions..."And then Captain Sammitch! replied, 'laughing motie.' to which I replied, 'use something new dumbass.' Then he edited my previous quote to contain a crying motie.

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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


I'm sorry forgive me, you'll have to go slow with me since I'm not too "bright" as you say, Wank (*cough* not in college *cough) but...when did I DENY anything?

Now, I know you're in love with Sammitch as well as the other men on this board and often think of Marine shower scenarios including them and a whole bunch of other men gang banging you but....its just not going to happen.

As for the blue pill, I know you're speaking from experience in terms of what you have to do in order to get and keep a boner around a female, but...Sammitch has absolutely no problem with that around me. Thanks though for your concern hun. You're a doll.


You're as dense as Sammitch too. You two should get married. You said you didn't acknowledge Sammitch being in a mood but you did when you said he was tired.

Actuall there's only two people I'm in love with on this board. Syd and Zzap. Syd cause she's hot and Zzap cause he's hairy.


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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


You should read Sammitch's posts in your class! "MANTRUMS IN ACTION!"


I wouldn't do that to them.


How bout this for a topic on intelligent discussions..."And then Captain Sammitch! replied, 'laughing motie.' to which I replied, 'use something new dumbass.' Then he edited my previous quote to contain a crying motie.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
well I guess you didn't sleep through the entire course then, dumbshit!


Guess that explains why he's able to reply with more than just a few memorized comebacks.

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


well I guess you didn't sleep through the entire course then, dumbshit!


You would know

BTW Moca, if you are going to take exception to an elitist attitude you are keeping bad company. Sammitch thinks you have to have a college education to be smart. He even said so.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
[quote=Mochahontas] a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


You should read Sammitch's posts in your class! "MANTRUMS IN ACTION!"


I wouldn't do that to them.


How bout this for a topic on intelligent discussions..."And then Captain Sammitch! replied, 'laughing motie.' to which I replied, 'use something new dumbass.' Then he edited my previous quote to contain a crying motie.
[/quote]

That's strange, I could have swoen I heard something. Oh it must be Sammitch's lame comeback!

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That's strange, I could have swoen I heard something. Oh it must be Sammitch's lame comeback!


Don't expect much from him.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


well I guess you didn't sleep through the entire course then, dumbshit!


You would know

BTW Moca, if you are going to take exception to an elitist attitude you are keeping bad company. Sammitch thinks you have to have a college education to be smart. He even said so.


she has a college education, as do plenty of the other posters who've been handing your ass to you. and it helps, but then it doesn't take much education at all to be smarter than you, dumbshit.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
a mentally retarded child in case we have one down the line. \:\)




Captain Sammitch...Mochahontas...incest


**rip**

What's gonna make a retarded baby tonight?


Judging from Moca's denial I doubt Sammitch will be able to seal the deal tonight. Probaly gonna need some blue pills.


did you learn that one in college?


No, but I have learned about verbal garbage which made me think of you and your hypocritical tirades.


in college?


Yup, Public Speaking.


well I guess you didn't sleep through the entire course then, dumbshit!


You would know

BTW Moca, if you are going to take exception to an elitist attitude you are keeping bad company. Sammitch thinks you have to have a college education to be smart. He even said so.


Wow, you make me giggle at how foolish you are. I DO have a college education.




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P.S.-College education requires basic ENGLISH classes...where you learn such things as spelling. mocHa, not moca.




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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
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BTW Moca, if you are going to take exception to an elitist attitude you are keeping bad company. Sammitch thinks you have to have a college education to be smart. He even said so.


Wow, you make me giggle at how foolish you are. I DO have a college education.


dumbshit just can't fathom that not many people are as staggeringly obtuse as he is.


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