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The lakers got there asses handed to them. Good. Im glad for KG and Paul Pierce finally getting their rings. Fuck Kobe Bryant. No one should ever compare him to Jordan again.


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KG is my dude but, I hate the Celtics on principle. I'm hatin' the game...not the playa. I'm glad he got his but, the orginization can fellate me for 15 minutes.

Quiet as kept...Kobe is a better basketball player than Jordan.

Better outside shot, same hops, quicker, bigger, stronger.

Jordan has him beat mentally. THAT is the only thing that keeps Kobe from Jordan's level. And THAT is the thing that will ALWAYS keep him from Jordan's level.


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agreed. as long as hes not jordan its good for me.


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All I have to say is and and

All Kobe has to say is

That is all. Good morning.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Kobe fucked himself in the ass this time!

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Was he acquitted for raping himself?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard


Jordan has him beat mentally. THAT is the only thing that keeps Kobe from Jordan's level. And THAT is the thing that will ALWAYS keep him from Jordan's level.


Yeah...but the mental side of any competition is kind of everything.

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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First off let me give props to the Celtics for a great win. They deserve it. Second I am better than Mikey Jordan and fuck way more white women then he could ever dream of. Third since when is Joe Mama a basketball fan? And last yet most importantly send me sneaky and harley for a few hours so I can relieve my excess cums.


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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
Kobe fucked himself in the ass this time!
I'm into experimentation yes that is true.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
The lakers got there asses handed to them. Good. Im glad for KG and Paul Pierce finally getting their rings. Fuck Kobe Bryant. No one should ever compare him to Jordan again.
Fuck your mama retard.


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Ha Ha!!! No more rings for Kobe!!!

How does it feel to still be in Shaq's shadow?


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I guess I'll just go home and fuck my perfect 10 wife and then fuck some white women I meet at the bar later. Maybe after that I'll ride around LA and wave bags of money at the homeless. That usually cheers me up.


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Have you looked at your wife? Perfect 10???? Seriously?? Are you taking those ruphies??


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 Originally Posted By: Dr. Quinzel
Have you looked at your wife? Perfect 10???? Seriously?? Are you taking those ruphies??
Just because you have flat muffins doesn't mean you should be bitter.


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 Originally Posted By: Kobe Bryant
First off let me give props to the Celtics for a great win. They deserve it. Second I am better than Mikey Jordan and fuck way more white women then he could ever dream of. Third since when is Joe Mama a basketball fan? And last yet most importantly send me sneaky and harley for a few hours so I can relieve my excess cums.


I'm not. Not really. But I'll celebrate a Boston victory any ol' day. Even if it's a Bruins victory, and I care less about hockey than I do about basketball. You can't have harley or Sneaky, but you can have Uschi. She's even from Colorado, so you can re-live past glories.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Especially if it's a Bruins victory, and I care more about hockey than I do anything. That's why I'm starting four different fantasy hockey leagues this year.


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard


Jordan has him beat mentally. THAT is the only thing that keeps Kobe from Jordan's level. And THAT is the thing that will ALWAYS keep him from Jordan's level.



well now that it's come out that a lot of the Bulls playoff games were fixed I dont really know how high Jordan's level was.....

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Plus he travelled on every drive but no one dared call him for it.

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not to mention his Dad was murdered to settle an old gambling debt.....

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 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Plus he travelled on every drive but no one dared call him for it.



yeah cause kobe and lebron dont do that now...


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Kobe is a fucking God.

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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Especially if it's a Bruins victory, and I care more about hockey than I do anything. That's why I'm starting four different fantasy hockey leagues this year.


DAMN YOU, JLA! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!



Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I used to know how to do this....somebody fix it for me please. Kinda funny. Shaq disses Kobe.


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Appreciated.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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yep. take whatever comes between the / and & then put it in youtube tags.


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 Originally Posted By: PCG342


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Shaq is weak on the flow tip but, he is funny as hell. The only problem I had was the Kareem line...Yes, Shaquille, Kareem WAS better than you.


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"kobe hows my ass taste?"


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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That part had me howling...


Oderint, dum metuant.


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