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Joe Mama #1150648 2011-05-27 2:32 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
That went from suck to amazing so quickly that I think the swerve gave me whiplash.


Yep, so perfect. \:lol\:

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I have a bad feeling that the new Muppet is Kermit and Piggy's kid.


maybe you expect kermit to go hog wild? maybe piggy could bring home the bacon? oh! the sweet sounds of love! suuEY! oink oink!!


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 Originally Posted By: rex


 Originally Posted By: Pariah
The Goonies meets ET.


just saw this (super 8), and that description is actually pretty accurate. really good flick which had a very "richard donner" feel, in addition to the obvious spielberg stuff. just a dash of cloverfield thrown in (but not much, honest).

fun movie! much less about the monster and much more about the awkward 1970s life of a 12/13 year old


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Would this be a good movie to take a 10 and 11 year old to? They just saw goonies for the first time last month. I was hoping this could be a good follow up for them.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Would this be a good movie to take a 10 and 11 year old to? They just saw goonies for the first time last month. I was hoping this could be a good follow up for them.


i think it'd be fine. it might be a little loud, a little scary, and there's a few swears here and there. but it should be very comparable to the goonies. the bulk of the story is the kids; their interactions with one another, and their reaction to the events, dealing with parents, etc. it really is like the goonies or ET in many regards, at least when it comes to the kids.

it's not like a disconnected "alien takes over new york city" film, either. it has a very small-town 1970s vibe. like where everyone bikes to each others' house, parents have no knowledge of where kids are after dinner, and they always have these cool hangout locations, etc.


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Here's hoping the movie is as good as the trailers.


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: rex
Would this be a good movie to take a 10 and 11 year old to?


rex got a date!

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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor




I'm not a high-paid movie executive but I can't understand why they dropped the reference to "Mars" from the "John Carter" movie title. It makes for possibly the most boring and generic movie title ever.

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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: rex




"You sank my battleship. Now, prepare to die."


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I think ten year old me would think this movie would be the greatest thing ever.


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<div><iframe frameborder="0" width="576" height="324" src="http://d.yimg.com/nl/movies/site/player.html#vid=26061671&shareUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.yahoo.com%2Ffeature%2Fbattleship.html"></iframe></div>



"You sank my battleship. Now, prepare to die."


I just read that the US Navy hasn't had an active battleship for almost 20 years.

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How is this not a comedy?


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This movie is based on a book written by the senior editor at Cracked, and it has motherfucking Kurgan in it.



It's also fucking insane.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
This movie is based on a book written by the senior editor at Cracked, and it has motherfucking Kurgan in it.



It's also fucking insane.



Clancy Brown, too? I know Angus Scrimm's in there, and I caught Doug Jones in several scenes.

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It's by that guy who did Bubba Ho-Tep. I'm gonna watch some of his movies before this comes out. I heard he was the bomb in Phantoms yo.


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I know. Don Coscarelli. hence my thread some time back about Angus Scrimm joining the film cast. . .

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Crappy CGI overload.


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
This movie is based on a book written by the senior editor at Cracked, and it has motherfucking Kurgan in it.



It's also fucking insane.



Clancy Brown, too? I know Angus Scrimm's in there, and I caught Doug Jones in several scenes.


Clancy's the one who says "Move. Now." near the end. Looking smooth, too. This movie looks like someone puked up ETERNAL SUNSHINE all over CLOCKWORK ORANGE. I think there might have been a hint of MATRIX, as well. I shall see this movie. Well done.

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