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♥ ▫ Μоснάноитάѕ: Dоعѕ Тнә βоdү GооD ▫ ♥: Thinks that dumb exes are damn, damn, DAAAAAMN funny. And pathetic.
Yeah, she's really moved on to her new boyfriend all right.  I'd laugh if it didn't give me more wrinkles. She's gonna be a great mommy.
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almost as insecure as rex's sock drawer.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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It's not my fault! You think I want to be seen full of goo?
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No but he's ruined enough of his mother's hosiery.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sammitch has a pretty good case for sole custody and child support from her, simply by filing her various internet postings as an exhibit to the custody petition.
Seriously.
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Because denying that the kid is his and saying he will never raise it is a good thing?
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Because denying that the kid is his and saying he will never raise it is a good thing? I never denied it was mine. I am simply taking the necessary (and mandatory in this state) steps to make sure it really is. and as I said several times, IF it is, I know what my financial responsibilities are.
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Because denying that the kid is his and saying he will never raise it is a good thing? As Sammitch pointed out, there's nothing wrong with demanding a paternity test, expecially when the mother is posting online about the other fuckbuddies in her life.
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there are more than financial responsibilities for a child....
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Not if you're a douche bag hypochristian who isn't man enough to take care of his kid.
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I'm not sure how "christian" translates into "don't question a crazy cheating woman's story about who knocked her up."
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Besides bagging it next time?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Yeah, but it's hardly outside the realm of possibility that she wasn't letting half of Ohio go in bareback.
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Not if you're a douche bag hypochristian who isn't man enough to take care of his kid. since when are you in any position to lecture someone else on responsibility?
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in rex's defense not one sock has turned up preggers.
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guess someone's shooting blanks then.
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And he hasn't brough any of his amputee girlfriends around here to ruin the boards.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm not sure how "christian" translates into "don't question a crazy cheating woman's story about who knocked her up." A good Christian boy wouldn't have engaged in premarital sex!
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I'm not sure how "christian" translates into "don't question a crazy cheating woman's story about who knocked her up." A good Christian boy wouldn't have engaged in premarital sex! I don't imagine there are very many good Christian boys.
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Reading her post to Bunny, all I can think is, "Sammitch wins."
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I'm not sure how "christian" translates into "don't question a crazy cheating woman's story about who knocked her up." A good Christian boy wouldn't have engaged in premarital sex! AMEN!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm not sure how "christian" translates into "don't question a crazy cheating woman's story about who knocked her up." A good Christian boy wouldn't have engaged in premarital sex! AMEN! Hallelujah!
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wow how insecure is the new boyfriend? About as insecure as Mocha herself.
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I'm not sure how "christian" translates into "don't question a crazy cheating woman's story about who knocked her up." A good Christian boy wouldn't have engaged in premarital sex! AMEN! Hallelujah! So, this means Snarf is, like, the Pope or something.
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the Pope has hair.
and a better reason than Snarf as to why he is a virgin.
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Who says snarf doesn't like altar boys?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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How did Sammitch know when Mocha came?
HE DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT!
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How did Sammitch know when Mocha came?
HE DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT! 
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My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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The Watcher content User 500+ posts 03/26/09 11:04 PM Reading a post
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Didn't he used to post here a lot?
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now he just goes around screaming "IGNORE ME!!!"
so sad...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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