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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731/lf_nm_life/britain_joke_dc
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The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton on Thursday.

A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

"Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles," said the report's writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university.

"What they all share however, is a willingness to deal with taboos and a degree of rebellion. Modern puns, Essex girl jokes and toilet humor can all be traced back to the very earliest jokes identified in this research."

The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at http://www.dave-tv.co.uk.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Do you think llance thought those were funny when he was a kid?


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toilet humour is my favorite.

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I prefer the more sophisticated bidet humour.


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I always considered Beardgay to be the worlds oldest (now deadest) joke.


What do you mean "Their origin was fine as it was"?
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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 Originally Posted By: rex
Do you think llance thought those were funny when he was a kid?


they weren't available yet when he was a kid


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The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at http://www.dave-tv.co.uk.

I can't find the list. helpz?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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The joke's on you!


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 Originally Posted By: John Byrne
I always considered Beardgay to be the worlds oldest (now deadest) joke.


Wait, did beardguy die?


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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we don't have time to stop and let you catch up.

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You leave Heinz condiments out of this!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
You leave Heinz condiments out of this!



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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
You leave Heinz condiments out of this!

You really are a twat!


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