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Obvious responses in 3...2...1...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Right about now Jeff shoved his cock in her mouth so that is why she stopped typing.
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Someone's a little butt hurt that Uschi and I didn't want to hear her high pitched blabber.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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MSN 21 minutes 28 seconds ago Reading a post Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast Thread: I hate........... MSN...always so negative... 
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You're not my father, MSN. Stop pretending you are.
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Good Lord! I, too, hate.
Could this be the sort of intimate connection... visceral kinship, if you will... that I require to begin the process of healing all those decades of ulcerous embitterment that have shriveled my soul into a caustic fist of contempt for all of life and humanity?
Is this the feeling Joe Mama gets when he finds a McDonalds with a populated PlayLand? Is this... love?
Oh, that was Elisa? Never mind. That reminds me, though... I need to pluck my eyebrows. And my butt cleavage.
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I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Good Lord! I, too, hate.
Could this be the sort of intimate connection... visceral kinship, if you will... that I require to begin the process of healing all those decades of ulcerous embitterment that have shriveled my soul into a caustic fist of contempt for all of life and humanity?
Is this the feeling Joe Mama gets when he finds a McDonalds with a populated PlayLand? Is this... love?
Oh, that was Elisa? Never mind. That reminds me, though... I need to pluck my eyebrows. And my butt cleavage. I read your two other posts and thought that the hate was dying and you were just going through the motions, but this post has me relieved. Not the same relief you get when all that government cheese and baloney you live on finally passes through, you broke-ass Don Magic Juan wannabe. Similar to the relief any woman feels when King Snarf finally takes the hint and goes away. It's good to have you back, Silky. You were away too long - I guess your trip to Africa for more green monkey AIDS took longer than expected.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Good Lord! I, too, hate.
Could this be the sort of intimate connection... visceral kinship, if you will... that I require to begin the process of healing all those decades of ulcerous embitterment that have shriveled my soul into a caustic fist of contempt for all of life and humanity?
Is this the feeling Joe Mama gets when he finds a McDonalds with a populated PlayLand? Is this... love?
Oh, that was Elisa? Never mind. That reminds me, though... I need to pluck my eyebrows. And my butt cleavage. I read your two other posts and thought that the hate was dying and you were just going through the motions, but this post has me relieved. Not the same relief you get when all that government cheese and baloney you live on finally passes through, you broke-ass Don Magic Juan wannabe. Similar to the relief any woman feels when King Snarf finally takes the hint and goes away. It's good to have you back, Silky. You were away too long - I guess your trip to Africa for more green monkey AIDS took longer than expected. My goodness, it's Joe Mama. Although it is reassuring to see some constants in the universe, your attention - if I may expand on your metaphor - remains as welcome as Snarf's when he singles out a girl from the karaoke bar to serenade with "I Touch Myself". Rest assured, my rivers of hate will never run dry, Joe Mama. ...Not unlike the saliva from the corners of your mouth when you hear the music from the ice cream truck and the delightful squeals of sticky-mouthed children in its orbit. I hope you get stuck in an elevator with Jeremy, Joe Mama, and that he feels the need to strike up a conversation. I hope Pariah thinks you're Catholic. And, most of all, I hope rex makes your Red Sox crusty. P.S.: The green monkeys told me to tell you, "Come home. All is forgiven."
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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i put him above frank. Silky i hate your guts but you are the best...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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by the way who the hell is that anyways?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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It was probably me before you said that, but now the entire universe has been retconned to keep you from ever guessing right.
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I know who it is but I ain't saying. for whatever reason i think its sneaky...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Good Lord! I, too, hate.
Could this be the sort of intimate connection... visceral kinship, if you will... that I require to begin the process of healing all those decades of ulcerous embitterment that have shriveled my soul into a caustic fist of contempt for all of life and humanity?
Is this the feeling Joe Mama gets when he finds a McDonalds with a populated PlayLand? Is this... love?
Oh, that was Elisa? Never mind. That reminds me, though... I need to pluck my eyebrows. And my butt cleavage. I read your two other posts and thought that the hate was dying and you were just going through the motions, but this post has me relieved. Not the same relief you get when all that government cheese and baloney you live on finally passes through, you broke-ass Don Magic Juan wannabe. Similar to the relief any woman feels when King Snarf finally takes the hint and goes away. It's good to have you back, Silky. You were away too long - I guess your trip to Africa for more green monkey AIDS took longer than expected. My goodness, it's Joe Mama. Although it is reassuring to see some constants in the universe, your attention - if I may expand on your metaphor - remains as welcome as Snarf's when he singles out a girl from the karaoke bar to serenade with "I Touch Myself". Rest assured, my rivers of hate will never run dry, Joe Mama. ...Not unlike the saliva from the corners of your mouth when you hear the music from the ice cream truck and the delightful squeals of sticky-mouthed children in its orbit. I hope you get stuck in an elevator with Jeremy, Joe Mama, and that he feels the need to strike up a conversation. I hope Pariah thinks you're Catholic. And, most of all, I hope rex makes your Red Sox crusty. P.S.: The green monkeys told me to tell you, "Come home. All is forgiven." You guys are stupid. Everyone knows that green monkeys come from outer space and not from Africa.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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but they still get the AIDS from Africa. pay attention Urgthar!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Best alt not named Frank Burns ever! Poor poor Joseph Mother, does he not consider that maybe Silky is real, just like my fair self? Were it not for my wonderfully taut buttocks, I might sometimes call into question the validity of this very id, but I glance upon them in the mirror, and I am once again reassured that I am indeed gorgeously real. Now of course, I am sure young Joseph is merely psyching himself up for a night out with Captain Sandwich, but this is no reason to cast such aspersions on others, that they are not real people.
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Best alt not named Frank Burns ever! Poor poor Joseph Mother, does he not consider that maybe Silky is real, just like my fair self? Were it not for my wonderfully taut buttocks, I might sometimes call into question the validity of this very id, but I glance upon them in the mirror, and I am once again reassured that I am indeed gorgeously real. Now of course, I am sure young Joseph is merely psyching himself up for a night out with Captain Sandwich, but this is no reason to cast such aspersions on others, that they are not real people. It's a weird situation, going out with Sammitch. I'm the wingman, but he goes after the fat one instead of the hot chick.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Best alt not named Frank Burns ever! Poor poor Joseph Mother, does he not consider that maybe Silky is real, just like my fair self? Were it not for my wonderfully taut buttocks, I might sometimes call into question the validity of this very id, but I glance upon them in the mirror, and I am once again reassured that I am indeed gorgeously real. Now of course, I am sure young Joseph is merely psyching himself up for a night out with Captain Sandwich, but this is no reason to cast such aspersions on others, that they are not real people. It's a weird situation, going out with Sammitch. I'm the wingman, but he goes after the fat one instead of the hot chick. He goes after you?
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Best alt not named Frank Burns ever! Poor poor Joseph Mother, does he not consider that maybe Silky is real, just like my fair self? Were it not for my wonderfully taut buttocks, I might sometimes call into question the validity of this very id, but I glance upon them in the mirror, and I am once again reassured that I am indeed gorgeously real. Now of course, I am sure young Joseph is merely psyching himself up for a night out with Captain Sandwich, but this is no reason to cast such aspersions on others, that they are not real people. It's a weird situation, going out with Sammitch. I'm the wingman, but he goes after the fat one instead of the hot chick. He goes after you? You mean, he uses the double date excuse to get closer to me?    I never considered that...EW!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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He sees you as a double date! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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