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Crappy alts made by people I broke months ago do nothing but make me laugh. Stop trying, you will fail every single time.


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Your reading comprehension is astounding.


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I don't think this one's trying to offend you, Rex. I think "someone" is genuinely trying to connect with you the only way they know how. I think you have a secret admirer.



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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I don't think this one's trying to offend you, Rex. I think "someone" is genuinely trying to connect with you the only way they know how. I think you have a secret admirer.



So its zzap.


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I'm starting to think Rex is the alts.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: The Rock
It doesn't matter what you're starting to think!

Fuck off Rock...

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
I'm starting to think Rex is the alts.


rex? Attention whoring? The DEVIL you say.

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
I'm starting to think Rex is the alts.


I'm not that retarded. Its one of my fan club members.


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Are they mad because you haven't sent out this month's newsletter? Honestly, rex, how hard is it to write:

"Forgot to do sock laundry today. It's okay because it's like getting my own sloppy seconds, and I like that. Played World of Warcraft for sixteen straight hours. I told my mom that I'd take out the garbage when I'm done; but after five hours of yelling back and forth, she just took it out herself. Spent a couple of hours thinking about how much I hate people who are successful. Why should they be so happy and have nice things just because they worked hard for them? Fucked a sock and fell asleep."


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Are they mad because you haven't sent out this month's newsletter? Honestly, rex, how hard is it to write:

"Forgot to do sock laundry today. It's okay because it's like getting my own sloppy seconds, and I like that. Played World of Warcraft for sixteen straight hours. I told my mom that I'd take out the garbage when I'm done; but after five hours of yelling back and forth, she just took it out herself. Spent a couple of hours thinking about how much I hate people who are successful. Why should they be so happy and have nice things just because they worked hard for them? Fucked a sock and fell asleep."


I see you got it.


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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Are they mad because you haven't sent out this month's newsletter? Honestly, rex, how hard is it to write:

"Forgot to do sock laundry today. It's okay because it's like getting my own sloppy seconds, and I like that. Played World of Warcraft for sixteen straight hours. I told my mom that I'd take out the garbage when I'm done; but after five hours of yelling back and forth, she just took it out herself. Spent a couple of hours thinking about how much I hate people who are successful. Why should they be so happy and have nice things just because they worked hard for them? Fucked a sock and fell asleep."


Next issue: rex reveals whether or not he and the sock cuddled afterwards.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Are they mad because you haven't sent out this month's newsletter? Honestly, rex, how hard is it to write:

"Forgot to do sock laundry today. It's okay because it's like getting my own sloppy seconds, and I like that. Played World of Warcraft for sixteen straight hours. I told my mom that I'd take out the garbage when I'm done; but after five hours of yelling back and forth, she just took it out herself. Spent a couple of hours thinking about how much I hate people who are successful. Why should they be so happy and have nice things just because they worked hard for them? Fucked a sock and fell asleep."


I see you got it.


It's the same one you keep PMing me every month with while also wanting to know if you babysitting your sisters kids should be added as an work experience to your three line resume.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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An excerpt from a past letters column:

"Dear Rex:

Which brand/material/style of sock best immitates the feel of the asian prostitute? It's been so long since i felt the touch of a disappointted woman and i want to remmember what it was like to go to see whores in brothels (instead of fantasizing about them on the internet).

Thanks!

TT, in a locked down forum on the internets"


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I personally loved that one issue where he told us how to knit socks.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I could've lived without that one, thank you




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True, when he got to that part about giving it a Hymen i stopped reading.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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