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I know some people here tend to like the man's work, but I think Clive Owen is a shit actor.


In a way he reminds me of Steven Segal in his acting. Especially in Shoot 'em up, he's never really in a situation where you think he'll fall.

You do realise Shoot em up was a parody?


I liked Shoot Em Up.

Clive Owen was perfect for it.

Don't get me wrong I don't hate the guy, I know nothing about him, I just don't like the bulk of his work.

I was talking to Jermery and the fact he doesnt realise that Shoot em up was exagerating every action movie cliche in the book, which was why he was so damn good at everything.


Betcha he missed the obvious references to the Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck/Elmer Fudd cartoons.


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Jermery thought it was a serious drama film.

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I thought Jeremy was seriously gay!

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Then you thought correctly.

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Jermery thought it was a serious drama film.


As opposed to hilarious drama films, like Schindler's List.


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Making fun of the holocaust is bad form, Snarf. Why do you hate the Jews so much? Is it because of that curly hair they have?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I'm not making fun of the Holocaust. Schindler's List is not the historical event, but merely a representation of that event.


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Wait... Are you now saying the holocaust didn't happen? I will not put up with such ignorance and hate, Snarf. This will not stand. Stop denying the tragedy of the holocaust. Stop being a Nazi sympathizer. And stop hating the Jews, Snarf. Just stop it.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Are you now saying the holocaust didn't happen?


You're confusing me with Wonder Boy. I'm the one who thinks the Moon Landing didn't happen.


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Roy Batty, please don't hold a grudge against the rest of us here for Snarf's hatred against your people.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Vince McMahon is a jew, you know.

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And has hair.



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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: whomod 2.0

You're confusing me with Wonder Boy. I'm the one who thinks the Moon Landing didn't happen.


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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Roy Batty, please don't hold a grudge against the rest of us here for Snarf's hatred against your people.


Roy Batty is from the Moon?!? Wow!


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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
Vince McMahon is a jew, you know.


Not a practicing one, though. He follows the religion of McMahonism. (That was an actual wrestling storyline where Vince and son Shane feuded with Shawn Michaels and... God. The actual God. Vince booked the Almighty in a wrestling match. People in Greek myth were forced to push rocks up hills for eternity for that kind of thing....)


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
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Jermery thought it was a serious drama film.


As opposed to hilarious drama films, like Schindler's List.

Have you never heard of light drama?
You fucking moron!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
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Vince McMahon is a jew, you know.


I am a faggot!


Sorry, but had to edit your post so it made some sort of sense!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
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Roy Batty, please don't hold a grudge against the rest of us here for Snarf's hatred against your people.


Roy Batty is from the Moon?!? Wow!


First Snarf says that the holocaust never happened. Now he's saying that Jewish people are from outer space. Does your hatred know no bounds?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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It's just more of Snarf's pathetic attempt to ape the whomod of six to eight years ago. Whomod already did the anti-semitism bit.

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
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Roy Batty, please don't hold a grudge against the rest of us here for Snarf's hatred against your people.


Roy Batty is from the Moon?!? Wow!


First Snarf says that the holocaust never happened. Now he's saying that Jewish people are from outer space. Does your hatred know no bounds?


Next he'll say the Insurgents actually won. Snarf, you need help.

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Next he'll say the Insurgents actually won. Snarf, you need help.


That's ridiculous. I defeated the Insurgents!


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Han shot first!

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Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
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Next he'll say the Insurgents actually won. Snarf, you need help.


I am ridiculous!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
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Are you now saying the holocaust didn't happen?


You're confusing me with Wonder Boy. I'm the one who thinks the Moon Landing didn't happen.


Why do you hate astronauts so much, you g'damn commie?

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Batman & Robin would be #1 in my book, having not seen Catwoman. B&R was so bad that I refused to let us play it on my shift back when I worked at a video/music store.

Oh believe me, Catwoman and Elektra make Batman & Robin look like The Dark Knight!


unfortunately.......




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 Originally Posted By: Jermery
I wish we had a media forum for things like this.

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