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http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/guestlist/14935/did-david-bowie-cause-the-credit-crunch
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Did David Bowie Cause the Credit Crunch?
Posted Tue 13 Jan 2009 12:17PM GMT by Mitch Carter in The Guestlist
He's one of Britain's most influential artists but now David Bowie stands accused of starting one of the nation's latest trends: The credit crunch.


As implausible as it seems, the Daily Mirror has today accused the pop legend of inspiring ‘securitisation', one of the key factors behind today's economic fallout.

Back in 1997 Bowie came up with the idea of selling his projected royalties income in the form of ‘Bowie Bonds'.

In other words, Bowie realised he would have a steady stream of money coming in from the sale of his music but rather than wait for it to accrue, he sold the rights to the future earnings so he could withdraw a large cash sum there and then. This became known as ‘securitisation'.

Towards the end of the 1990s, the banks began to adopt a similar model but on a much much larger scale.

But instead of selling royalties in the case of Bowie, they began to sell on mortgages that they had leant to their customers.

The premise was that the buyer of the loans would have a guaranteed income from the interest on the repayments and the banks would take an upfront cash sum in return.

Banks were lending out huge bundles of loans in the guise of contracts, giving the buyer the rights to the future repayments on those loans.

The problems began when loans were given to people who were then unable to pay them back. This caused many of these contracts to be rendered worthless and a lot of this bad debt had to be written off, causing the financial system to lose billions of pounds.

Did Bowie cause the credit crunch? No. But inadvertently he foresaw it.

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The "Venture Brothers" were right!

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My Bowie obsession is tearing the world apart!


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David Bowie is the greatest villain this world has ever known.

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If you read all the lyrics of all of his songs, you will gain a greater insight into the way this criminal mastermind operates.

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And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets
Every time I thought I'd got it made
It seems the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I've never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
I'm much too fast to take that test


See? He even admits that he is a complete fraud, a faker, and says he's surprised that no one has ever noticed that before.

I fear we've only scratched the surface of David Bowie's villainy.

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Oh fuck! His Red Chinese agents are here! Everybody hide!

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quick! to Robs blog! Nobody goes in there so we should be okay!

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My dear children, you need not fear me.
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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
quick! to Robs blog! Nobody goes in there so we should be okay!


NOTHING is worth that kind of pain and gayness!




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I apologize to everyone and especially to Lord David Bowie for my unfounded accusations of villainy. I was completely wrong, and I hereby retract all statements to the contrary.

Lord David Bowie, you truly are a great man. I only hope I can someday reach even a 10th of your greatness. Until then, I will hang my head in shame for ever having doubted you.

-TTT, Lord David Bowie's #1 Fan

Edited by Lord David Bowie (01/14/09 07:31 AM)

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And let that be a lesson to you all.
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Lord David Bowie? Isn't that the guy from that labyrinth?




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What if Bowie chose to fuck you?

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Ask Mick Jagger.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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