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just watched Burn After Reading. Unmentionable except that faggy character reminded me a lot of my mental image of Rob. Only more fit and less gay.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I liked it. It wasn't epic but I think I'd sit though it again.

I can't get enough of No Country For Old Men, and There Will Be Blood lately.

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i think about you a lot, too, uschi \:\)


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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hahah brad pitt reminds you of me.


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A woman sitting close to me on the theatre started laughing hysterically and then crying when they shot Rob in the face.


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You am like face shots,Robbie?


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does he!


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brad pitt has a tattoo of the new orleans levee system on his back. That's almost as gay as rob.


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y'like studyin brad's back tattoos, do ya rex?


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Overrated.

It's just a glorified farcical scenario that was actually rather simplistic. Frasier has produced better farce.

John Malkovich was wasted on this film.

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I was looking for a pic of Rob getting shot in the face, but then I gave up.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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this was the 4th google image result for "rob shot in face"



like brad pitt, this is also me


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I was looking for a pic of Rob getting shot in the face, but then I gave up.



Have you tried the gay porn sites?


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
this was the 4th google image result for "rob shot in face"



like brad pitt, this is also me


I wasn't saying you're Brad Pitt, I was saying you're a fag. Which do you think I'm more fond of, hmm?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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um... fag pitt?


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Kwink. The answer was Kwink. She has an enormous ass.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I liked it. It wasn't epic but I think I'd sit though it again.


I quite liked it, but the reviews on the cover were like "Best comedy of the year" & "Laugh out loud funny".
It was neither of those.

It was mildly amusing, and that was mostly down to Pitt, but comedy of the year and laugh out loud funny, no way!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman

I quite liked it, but the reviews on the cover were like "Best comedy of the year" & "Laugh out loud funny".
It was neither of those.




Come on. You know that every DVD digs up some quote from some critic that gushes praise over the film no matter how shitty it is. Hell, I've seen kudos from some "critic" or another on the box of Uwe Boll films.


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I can't get enough of ....There Will Be Blood lately.




My wife and I rented that a week or two ago. That was an incredible movie. The kind of film that I could see watching over and over.

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I liked it. I laughed throughout the flick, especially when George Clooney shot Rob in the face - I'll bet Rob dreams of being shot in the face by Clooney, ifyaknowwhutAhmeanan'Ahthinkyado! The fact that Pariah thinks it's overrated makes me like it more.


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Yeah, there's something to be said for any movie where Brad Pitt takes a bullet to the face. But I'm not sure I'd want to sit through two hours to get to it. Isn't the clip on YouTube by now?

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Best part of the movie.

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Was that Sledge Hammer and J Jonah Jameson? I heard they were the best part of the movie.

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Best part was

Fuck you Peck, you're a mormon! Compared to you we all have a drinking problem!


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Unfortunately that's at the very beginning.


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
Was that Sledge Hammer and J Jonah Jameson? I heard they were the best part of the movie.


Yup! and they were.

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It was perfect because it summed up the movie. By the end where that part is you are thinking pretty much the same thing.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I liked it. I laughed throughout the flick, especially when George Clooney shot Rob in the face - I'll bet Rob dreams of being shot in the face by Clooney, ifyaknowwhutAhmeanan'Ahthinkyado! The fact that Pariah thinks it's overrated makes me like it more.


which is less startling, that joe fancies me ala brad pitt, or that joe thinks about me with george clooney?

or just that joe is just an enormous poof?


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You're a fucking Mormon, to you everyone has a drinking problem.

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I liked it. I laughed throughout the flick, especially when George Clooney shot Rob in the face - I'll bet Rob dreams of being shot in the face by Clooney, ifyaknowwhutAhmeanan'Ahthinkyado! The fact that Pariah thinks it's overrated makes me like it more.


which is less startling, that joe fancies me ala brad pitt, or that joe thinks about me with george clooney?

or just that joe is just an enormous poof?


Don't sound so hopeful. I'm not playing George Clooney at your "bachelor party," you dwarfy queen.


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already booked that night?


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
already booked that night?


As a matter of fact, yes. Though I hesitate to tell you where. You might get mad at your beard.


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sneak preview?


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Bastid. \:lol\:


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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It's Rob's screensaver.


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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