(with props to Norm MacDonald for the title)
Scientists in the study of sex appeal have discovered that heterosexual males find women more sexy when they are smelling "copulance," the scent found prominent in a woman's vaginal fluids.
I think it is time the perfume industry went the way of the dinosaurs. Time for women to stick a couple fingers in and dab THAT behind their ears.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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