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Commeth soon!!!!!!!

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Star Trek sucks. Why won't this shambling corpse of a franchise stay dead? How many shots to the brain does it take?


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Incorrect. Watch trailer for new movie and rejoice in the coolness...

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Star Trek sucks. Why won't this shambling corpse of a franchise stay dead? How many shots to the brain does it take?

Star Trek is for teh gays!

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The old star trek is gay 60's crap. Some of the other stuff is good.


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http://movies.ign.com/articles/771/771425p1.html
Is the new movie a reboot or a prequel?

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If IGN says its a reboot, its a prequel.


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Yeah for Star Treks!



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 Originally Posted By: rex
If IGN says its a reboot, its a prequel.

If there is a God in heaven who has ever loved me this will be a reboot!

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Does the pariah seal of disapproval apply with penissa?


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That's what my husband said Lothar \:\) And then he teased me about being a Trekkie \:p


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The movie is a reboot of the franchise.
Uhura is teh hotness.
Kirk is a Backstreet Boy
Spock will slice open your head and pick your brain.


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It's not really a reboot. The main bad guy is going back in time (from "The Next Generation" era) to when Kirk and Spock were young, and he's trying to change history. He fucks with some shit, and thus we have the new movie. But, JJ Abrams said the original Shatner/Nimoy timeline is intact. So, you can look at it either way...

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Star Trek sucks. Why won't this shambling corpse of a franchise stay dead? How many shots to the brain does it take?

Star Trek is for teh gays!

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yeah if this is a huge hit we won't have a new Movie franchise from the reboot and a tv show at all.


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They have Harold. Why not have Kumar play the new Khan? That could suck just like the rest of this piece of shit franchise.

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Star Trek sucks. Why won't this shambling corpse of a franchise stay dead? How many shots to the brain does it take?


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
They have Harold. Why not have Kumar play the new Khan? That could suck just like the rest of this piece of shit franchise.

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Star Trek sucks. Why won't this shambling corpse of a franchise stay dead? How many shots to the brain does it take?


that would actually be A) intelligent.
B) really fucking funny.


And you can't Kill TREK... he'll that peice of Shit shatner will probaly never Die either.

speaking of Killing off an already Dead Horse... Am i THe only one that thinks this is a bad idea?


Star Trek sequel greenlit before new film's release

JJ Abrams's reimagined Star Trek is not due for release until 8 May, but studio Paramount has already signed up the film's creative team for a followup

Star Trek, which sees a new cast taking on the iconic roles of Captain Kirk, Mr Spock and co, does not hit cinemas until 8 May. But studio Paramount is clearly happy enough with the work done by the creator of Lost to greenlight a second film.

Abrams will produce the new film, although it is not yet clear if he will also direct. Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, who penned the first film, are set to be joined by Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof on screenwriting duties for the follow-up.

They are aiming to deliver a script by Christmas, with the aim of a summer 2011 release date.

"There's obviously a lot of hubris involved in signing on to write a sequel of a movie that hasn't even come out yet," Lindelof told Variety. "But we're so excited about the first one that we wanted to proceed."

The story is said to be in the early stages of development, with the writing trio planning to take their cue from fan reaction to Star Trek. "With a franchise rebirth, the first movie has to be about origin. But with a second, you have the opportunity to explore incredibly exciting things," said Lindelof. "We'll be ambitious about what we'll do."

The new Star Trek stars Chris Pine as Kirk, Heroes villain Zachary Quinto plays Spock, Lord of the Rings' Karl Urban is Bones, and Simon Pegg is Scotty.

The film centres on a Romulan invasion of Vulcan, Spock's home planet, and features a time-travelling subplot which was written to allow original cast member Leonard Nimoy to reprise his role as the Enterprise's first officer.


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Why do you have to edit your copy and paste quotes?


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
They have Harold. Why not have Kumar play the new Khan? That could suck just like the rest of this piece of shit franchise.

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Star Trek sucks. Why won't this shambling corpse of a franchise stay dead? How many shots to the brain does it take?


It has Simon Pegg. You fail.

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They have Harold. Why not have Kumar play the new Khan? That could suck just like the rest of this piece of shit franchise.

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Star Trek sucks. Why won't this shambling corpse of a franchise stay dead? How many shots to the brain does it take?


It has Simon Pegg. You fail.


You're a Trekker. You fail all over. And shame on Pegg. No self-respecting fan of Star Wars should be caught dead in this catering piece of shit. He should be working on the next round of Wright/Pegg/Frost brilliance.



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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Simon Pegg's going to make House Party-1 look like House Party-2!

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The trailers look good! If done well eve people Like Joe and Nowie might like it.


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Presactly! It's Trek for non-fans.

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Pretty defensive there, Joe...

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Hab SoSlI' Quch!


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Star Trek is for teh gays!

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This from a guy that got opening night tickets starring a leather-clad Aussie over a month ahead of time. What, afraid they would show Hugh Jackman's bare chest without you?

Yeah. I'M the gay one... \:lol\:

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Star Trek is for teh gays!

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Just for the record pro, one of these movies is gonna atract a lot of hot chicks wanting to see a movie about a leather clad Aussie, and one is gonna attract a bunch of fat, balding, queer nerds......I know which crowd I wanna be hanging with!

Enjoy the smell of B.O.

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Oh and,
 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Star Trek is for teh gays!

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Just for the record pro, one of these movies is gonna atract a lot of hot chicks wanting to see a movie about a leather clad Aussie, and one is gonna attract a bunch of fat, balding, queer nerds......I know which crowd I wanna be hanging with!

Enjoy the smell of B.O.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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To Pro!

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IN THE ASS!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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and how!

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I'll read him a novella...?

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Just for the record pro, one of these movies is gonna atract a lot of hot chicks wanting to see a movie about a leather clad Aussie


Yeah, let me know how many you bring home with you... \:lol\:

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Dont matter how many I bring home, its what I get to molest when I am there.


Good luck in molesting Snarf and Sammitch!

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Just for the record pro, one of these movies is gonna atract a lot of hot chicks wanting to see a movie about a leather clad Aussie...


Yeah, because Van Helsing really brought out the trim.

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