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PJ,can a man fuck more than one woman at the same time or does each woman have to wait her turn? Is it ok if the women fight each other to see who gets to ride the man first?
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I have a friend,I'll call him Moe Jamma,Likes to have a cheeseburger while fucking the babes. He says he likes do them doggie and put his food on their back and fuck and eat at the same time. Is this disrespectful to the bitch and maybe a sure way to spill your food?
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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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he helped addition tools starting the season
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Y'know, I was gonna go with a comment like, "Lothardome: Two bitches enter. One bitch leaves." But fuck that. You're a meanie, Lothar. You cornholing faggot. You cock swallower. In fact, why are you asking questions about women? Everyone here knows that you fantasize about drawing a pee-hole on the top of Snarf's head and having him slam it home inside your anus. Fuck you, Lothar! FUCK YOU!!!
And, by the way, you're supposed to fuck them one at a time so that the herd of bitches get frustrated and end up fighting each other while they wait (and you tape it) so that they're too tired to refuse your cock in their ass. Fighting among themselves should always be encouraged.
And, to answer your questions about your "friend" (fuck you, Lothar, you gay cock): Yes, and No.
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PJ,I have another friend,I'll call him Brometheus,he likes to fuck the babes and smoke dope at the same time, The problem is he says he keeps getting stoned and falling asleep before he finishes. He says he'll never give up the dope and the women just won't leave him alone.Any advice for Brometheus on how to keep the dope and the women.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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PJP sez:
"The only problem is that he's falling asleep BEFORE he finishes. His bitches need to realize that they have a limited amount of time to bring him to completion. Those lazy bitches need to work harder.
Also, Lothar, you're a gay douche nozzle. You're not a douche - the part that contains the orifice cleaning liquid. You're the actual nozzle - the part that gets inserted into the orifice. And, as a gay douche nozzle, you are regularly inserted into the anus of gay men. Beardguy, Klinton, and Chris Oakley want your phone number."
Okay, I added the last part, but PJP's advice is still pretty damned sound.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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PJ,I have another friend,I'll call him Brometheus,he likes to fuck the babes and smoke dope at the same time, The problem is he says he keeps getting stoned and falling asleep before he finishes. He says he'll never give up the dope and the women just won't leave him alone.Any advice for Brometheus on how to keep the dope and the women. One drag is enough.
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Also, Lothar, you're a gay douche nozzle. You're not a douche - the part that contains the orifice cleaning liquid. You're the actual nozzle - the part that gets inserted into the orifice. And, as a gay douche nozzle, you are regularly inserted into the anus of gay men. Beardguy, Klinton, and Chris Oakley want your phone number."
Now you knock that shit off! My friend,Lothar,retarded "gay douche nozzle" that he is,is trying to help me with one of my many sexual problems. Now I would appreciate it if you would stop FUCKING interfering with this process!! ahem. Also you are wrong to call him a "gay douche nozzle".The correct term would be "gay enema nozzle" as a douche is for the vagina and an enema is for the rectum. Do try to make this correction and thanks in advance.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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Now there's someone who knows how to handle the bitches.
cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do i steer for my
Cheeseburger in paradise
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Whatever happened to Uschi?
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I was waiting for Ushi to post her topless pics.
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Sneaky Bunny is the one I miss. She's quite pretty, and showed it off quite well in a number of photos she posted here. Cowgirl Jack is another i miss. In addition to being pretty she offered some intelligent conversation. And Difficult Kind, and Butter-rican... Here's a link to the cards that still preserve some of their photos: http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/603841/fpart/1It's too bad the trolls here felt a need to drive away all the wimmen folk here.
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