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Actress Bea Arthur, Star of TV's Golden Girls, Dies at 86
  • LOS ANGELES — A family spokesman for Bea Arthur says the star of TV's "Maude" and "The Golden Girls" has died.

    Spokesman Dan Watt says the 86-year-old Arthur died at home early Saturday. He says Arthur had cancer, but he declined to give further details.

    The tall, deep-voiced actress won a Tony Award for the musical "Mame" and Emmy Awards for "The Golden Girls" and "Maude." Arthur's razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines helped make the sitcoms hits and turned the veteran stage and film actress into a popular TV star.

    Arthur first appeared as the character Maude in the 1970s landmark comedy series "All in the Family," making guest appearances as the loudly outspoken, liberal in-law of blue-collar bigot Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor).

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My condolences go to basams!

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Thank god fox news pointed out that she played a liberal character on a TV show.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Thank god fox news pointed out that she played a liberal character on a TV show.


The article was written by the Associated Press, nitwit.

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i'm going to need some time alone gentlemen.

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We're here for you, BSAMS. My deepest sympathies for your loss.


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LET ME GRIEVE IN PEACE YOU FUCKING PAPARAZZI ASSHOLES!

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Has...has anyone talked to Franta yet?

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A sad day.A sad,sad day.


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Damn you and your lemonade!!

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Oh dear. Ohhh, dear. I came as soon as I heard.


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 Originally Posted By: Poncharillo
Oh dear. Ohhh, dear. I came as soon as I heard.


hehe


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I think we should celebrate her life, not mourn her death, friends.

Join me in Song:
  • Lady Godiva was a freedom rider,
    she didn't care of the whole world looked.
    Joan of Arc, with the lord to guide her,
    she was a sister who really cooked.
    Isadora was a first bra burner
    Aint' ya glad she showed up?
    And when the country was falling apart
    Betsy Ross got it all sewed up
    And then there's Maude
    And then there's Maude
    And then there's Maude
    And then there's Maude
    And then there's Maude
    And then there's Maude
    And then there's that old compromisin, enterprisin' anything but traqulizin' Right on Maude!!!

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I'm off doing a seminar so I wasn't gonna read or post in forums until it's done, but then I heard and I had to come and pay my respects.

Shine on.


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A hand above the water
An angel reaching for the sky
Is it raining in heaven?
Do you want us to cry?
And everywhere the broken hearted
in every lonely avenue
no one could reach them
No one but you

One by one
Only the good die young
They're only flying too close to the sun
And life goes on...
without you.

Another tryicky situation
I get to drowning in the blues
Then I found myself thinking:
What would you do?
Yes, it was quite an operation
forever paying every due
HELL you made a sensation
You found your way through!

One... by... one
Only the good... die... young
They're only flying... too close... to the sun
we'll remember...
forever.

And now the party must be over
I guess we'll never understand
the sense of your leaving
Was it the way it was planned?
And so we grace another table
and raise our glasses one more time
There's a face at the window
and I ain't NEVER
never sayin' goodbye...

One
by
one
Only the good
die
young
They're only flying
too close
to the sun

Cry for nothing...
Cry for no one...
No one but you.



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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Poncharillo
Oh dear. Ohhh, dear. I came as soon as I heard.


hehe


No, Roneldo.


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Bea Arthur tribute

Bea Arthur in the Greatest Star Wars clip ever.



Bea Arthur & Madame



Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury



Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Poncharillo
Oh dear. Ohhh, dear. I came as soon as I heard.


hehe


No, Roneldo.

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All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: rex
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Oh dear. Ohhh, dear. I came as soon as I heard.


hehe


No, Roneldo.

Hehe and Bea Arthur had a lot in common. Hehe was last of the hehes. Bea Arthur was last of the Bea Arthurs. Just you think about that.


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Bea had a better rack though. IMHO.

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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I'm just the pieces of the man I used to be
Too many bitter tears have rained down on me
I'm far away from home
and I've been facing this alone for much too long

I feel like no one ever told the truth to me
About growing up and what a struggle it would be
In my tangled state of mind
I've been looking back to find where I went wrong

Too much cock will kill you
If you can't make up your mind
Torn between the front
and taking it from behind
You're headed for disaster
'cause you never read the signs
Too much cock will kill you
every time.

I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be
And I feel like there's no way out of this for me
I used to bring you sunshine
now all I ever do is bring you down

How would it be if you were standing in my shoes
Can't you see that it's impossible to choose
No there's no making sense of it
Everywhere I go I'm bound to lose

Too much cock will kill you
Just as sure as none at all
It'll drain the powers in you
Make you scream and plead and groan
And the pain will make you crazy
You're the victim of your crime
Too much cock will kill you
every time.

Too much cock will kill you
It will make your life a lie
Too much cock will kill you
And you won't understand why
You'd give your life
You'd sell your sould
But here it comes again
Too much cock will you
in the end.


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Happier days

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
Actress Bea Arthur, Star of TV's Golden Girls, Dies at 86
  • LOS ANGELES — A family spokesman for Bea Arthur says the star of TV's "Maude" and "The Golden Girls" has died.

    Spokesman Dan Watt says the 86-year-old Arthur died at home early Saturday. He says Arthur had cancer, but he declined to give further details.

    The tall, deep-voiced actress won a Tony Award for the musical "Mame" and Emmy Awards for "The Golden Girls" and "Maude." Arthur's razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines helped make the sitcoms hits and turned the veteran stage and film actress into a popular TV star.

    Arthur first appeared as the character Maude in the 1970s landmark comedy series "All in the Family," making guest appearances as the loudly outspoken, liberal in-law of blue-collar bigot Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor).


I know that, for some reason, Bea is held as a gay icon, and all that, but I just never got that.

I mean, I'm sad she's gone and didn't realize she was 86.

But any self-respecting gay man who holes up to watch THE GOLDEN GIRLS doesn't deserve to get laid by either gender.


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At least you're not elitist about it.


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She was a lesbian, wasn't she?

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
She was a lesbian, wasn't she?


She was married to Robert Arthur and then to Gene Saks, whom she divorced in 1978. Not married since.

Maybe she was gay.

THE GOLDEN GIRLS is a sad thing for gay culture to attach itself to, though.


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What's worse, attaching yourself to the golden girls or having a pedophile as your hero?


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 Originally Posted By: rex
What's worse, attaching yourself to the golden girls or having a pedophile as your hero?


You need a new song, Sock Boy.


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You call him out like that but use the ol' sock insult.

You fail.

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I win again!


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