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But, you really should get laid. I mean, a man of your age....and unless it's a religious thing and all....I mean....wow....get hungry for the pussy, man!!
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Oh, and...something about Soul Calibur inventory and karaoke and stuff. Whatever. You know you the drill better than I do...
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Snarf, I think you're an okay guy! Proof that drugs are bad!
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I'm sober! 
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Snarf, I think you're an okay guy! snarf, we think you're an old gay guy!
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But, you really should get laid. I mean, a man of your age....and unless it's a religious thing and all....I mean....wow....get hungry for the pussy, man!! 
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But, you really should get laid. I mean, a man of your age....and unless it's a religious thing and all....I mean....wow....get hungry for the pussy, man!! Seriously. If Snarf attacked getting pussy the way he attacked to Soul Caliber invento... Oh. Right. Nevermind.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Exactly, Mopius. Exactly.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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See, it's not that he got fired from his job that's bad, guys. It's that he got fired from his job for anything other than nailing a sexy co-worker, doggystyle, on a pile of PSP's in the backroom. Snarf, for every setback in one area of your life, you have to find a way to make it a step forward in another. Getting fired for miscounting a game?  Getting fired for blowing your load in her eyes while she screamed "Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start"? 
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Getting fired for blowing your load in her eyes while she screamed "Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start"? 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Why hasn't Snarf responded to my thread yet? I feel like he's avoiding me...
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He thinks you're the Soul Calibur inventory.
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This world would be a better place if every adult would get their brains fucked out at least once a week.
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Why hasn't Snarf responded to my thread yet? I feel like he's avoiding me... What am I supposed to say? Yes, obviously, I'd like to get me some pussy.
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Why hasn't Snarf responded to my thread yet? I feel like he's avoiding me... What am I supposed to say? Yes, obviously, I'm a bald headed pussy.
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Why hasn't Snarf responded to my thread yet? I feel like he's avoiding me... What am I supposed to say? Yes, obviously, I'd like to get me some pussy. Then GET SOME! I promise you......promise....there's no secret combination to it. Ask Jeff Glacier. Ask Knut. Ask G-MAN for fucks sake (he IS married)! If the jerks and rednecks of the world can hammer some tail, then you...a seemingly normal-ish, pleasant, smart, relatively good-looking guy....should have no problem. All it takes is nerve and confidence. Just approach a woman you think is hot, strike up a FRIENDLY conversation, kind of feel her out about what she's all about and whether you think she would be interested, and then ask her out. Go on the date...take her to a movie...a bar...a restaurant...whatever (no karaoke unless she's specifically into that!), just make it fun for both you. Make sure she knows you're into her, and remain calm (there's millions of women out there, don't sweat it if you can't poke this one) and confident (confident, not arrogant!). Then, let one thing lead to another, and BAM!!!!! you're doing the pelvic-hop before you know it! Remember Snarf: Women want to fuck just as bad as men. The only difference is that men have the cultural acceptance of being obvious about it. A woman will generally make you play for it. Play for it, Snarf. Play for it. Or pay for it. Whatever floats your boat. But get out there and get some SEX boy! You only have one life, and one youth. Don't let it pass you by.  P.S. Ask Nowhereman when was the last time HE got laid. With a woman, I mean... 
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Why hasn't Snarf responded to my thread yet? I feel like he's avoiding me... What am I supposed to say? Yes, obviously, I'd like to get me some pussy. well, first off, it's not called "pussy" anymore. it's called "salty sugar pie", so make sure you ask for that. also, girls hate it when you, like, talk to them or listen to them or talk with them. just concentrate on oggling them, and if they get close enough, give'em a quick slap to the face. if they stop and stare at you, you're in. spit on her to seal it.
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Even I'm on the verge of getting some. If I can, snarf can.
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Why hasn't Snarf responded to my thread yet? I feel like he's avoiding me... What am I supposed to say? Yes, obviously, I'd like to get me some pussy. well, first off, it's not called "pussy" anymore. it's called "salty sugar pie", so make sure you ask for that. also, girls hate it when you, like, talk to them or listen to them or talk with them. just concentrate on oggling them, and if they get close enough, give'em a quick slap to the face. if they stop and stare at you, you're in. spit on her to seal it. lmfao!
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YOU BETTER BE LAUGHING AT ROB PROFAGIOUS!
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Even I'm on the verge of getting some. Oh rex....listen, just untie her and let her out of the basement, okay? Get someone to help you carry the wheelchair up the stairs, if you have to. That's not cool, man...
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P.S. Ask Nowhereman when was the last time HE got laid.
What does that have to do with anything? Whether I get laid regulary or not is not an issue, cause quite frankly I dont see it as an issue. People who cry about not getting laid, are pathetic. People who brag about getting laid all the time, are generally liars. Those that dont talk about it, are quite comfortable with the amount they do or dont get. At the end of the day, Rex has mentioned that he isnt that sexually active, but he doesnt piss and moan about it. Snarf can ask me any questions he likes about my sexual encounters, but I certainly wont be answering them, just like I wont answer any questions about my personal life that I feel people here dont need to know about. Snarf makes himself a target, he has nobody to blame but himself.
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P.S. Ask Nowhereman when was the last time HE got laid.
What does that have to do with anything? Whether I get laid regulary or not is not an issue, cause quite frankly I dont see it as an issue. People who cry about not getting laid, are pathetic. People who brag about getting laid all the time, are generally liars. Those that dont talk about it, are quite comfortable with the amount they do or dont get. At the end of the day, Rex has mentioned that he isnt that sexually active, but he doesnt piss and moan about it. Snarf can ask me any questions he likes about my sexual encounters, but I certainly wont be answering them, just like I wont answer any questions about my personal life that I feel people here dont need to know about. Snarf makes himself a target, he has nobody to blame but himself. Pretty defensive there, Cunty... 
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Snarf makes himself a target, he has nobody to blame but himself.
Ask about my low, low prices on brand names such as Levis, Sony, and Nike!
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P.S. Ask Nowhereman when was the last time HE got laid.
What does that have to do with anything? Whether I get laid regulary or not is not an issue, cause quite frankly I dont see it as an issue. People who cry about not getting laid, are pathetic. People who brag about getting laid all the time, are generally liars. Those that dont talk about it, are quite comfortable with the amount they do or dont get. At the end of the day, Rex has mentioned that he isnt that sexually active, but he doesnt piss and moan about it. Snarf can ask me any questions he likes about my sexual encounters, but I certainly wont be answering them, just like I wont answer any questions about my personal life that I feel people here dont need to know about. Snarf makes himself a target, he has nobody to blame but himself. Pretty defensive there, Cunty... Yeah, pretty funny that you are now defending Snarf, just like you used to do with Beardgay. How did that one turn out?
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Snarf makes himself a target, he has nobody to blame but himself.
Ask about my low, low prices on brand names such as Levis, Sony, and Nike! My point is proven!
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Even I'm on the verge of getting some. Oh rex....listen, just untie her and let her out of the basement, okay? Get someone to help you carry the wheelchair up the stairs, You know the hard part about eating a vegetable? Getting her back in the wheelchair.
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Yeah, pretty funny that you are now defending Snarf, just like you used to do with Beardgay.
How did that one turn out? Oh my! Someone's getting downright catty. (not that it really has any connection to what we're talking about) I promise, Cunty, I would never come between you and Snarf. And I'm sorry I'm trying to get him laid with a woman. It's obvious that you two are destined for each other... 
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With his long, ginger hair, he kinda looks like a chick, so that's something....
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I explain for Nowhereman since he doesn't visit the political forum.
Snarf made a bunch of stupid liberal comments and got trounced for them. Pro feels the need to come to his rescue as liberals don;t have facts or logic to back up their points, only group therapy.
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....... what? Where did THAT come from? And how does that have anything to do with what we're talking about? 
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Catty? I barely knew her!
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