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Say what you want about me.... #1056293 2009-05-11 8:20 PM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA! King Snarf OP Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
OP King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA!	But considering all the threads with my name in them, and all the posts about me the past couple of days, one thing is clear... I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats! King Snarf for mod! *Knutreturns said:* Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056294 2009-05-11 8:30 PM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 7,040 Likes: 24 Lost in time and space...and m... iggy Society's Discontent 6000+ posts
iggy Society's Discontent 6000+ posts Joined: May 2008 Posts: 7,040 Likes: 24 Lost in time and space...and m...	So do monkeys at the zoo, Snarf. So do monkeys at the zoo.

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056295 2009-05-11 8:30 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5,305 Dallas, TX Glacier16 kung-fu treachery 5000+ posts
Glacier16 kung-fu treachery 5000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5,305 Dallas, TX	Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.

Re: Say what you want about me.... Glacier16 #1056298 2009-05-11 8:34 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Does he realise most of the topics with his name in were posted by himself? Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056299 2009-05-11 8:35 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Originally Posted By: King Snarf I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats! Yeah, the women who were on the dancefloor all sit down as soon as you enter the room! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: Say what you want about me.... Nöwheremän #1056309 2009-05-11 9:41 PM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA! King Snarf OP Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
OP King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA!	Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän Does he realise most of the topics with his name in were posted by himself? Only half. The rest were posted by that oh-so-clever alt that's a parody of me. I'm enough of a parody of myself; I need no alt. *Knutreturns said:* Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056310 2009-05-11 9:46 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Parody? I thought that was your better looking, more intelligent, less gay, brother! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056312 2009-05-11 9:48 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	Originally Posted By: King Snarf But considering all the threads with my name in them, and all the posts about me the past couple of days, one thing is clear... I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats! King Snarf for mod! Wow, Fat Albert shirts and catch phrases ripped off from wrestling. I'll say one thing for you, you're an amazing success at defying one's biological imperative. You're going to die alone. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: Say what you want about me.... Joe Mama #1056348 2009-05-12 12:41 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	Not if takes out a few motherfuckers in the process.

Re: Say what you want about me.... Lothar of The Hill People #1056352 2009-05-12 1:29 AM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	Originally Posted By: King Snarf I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful. All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: Say what you want about me.... MisterJLA #1056358 2009-05-12 1:53 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3 Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts
Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3	$\:lol\:$ $\:lol\:$ $\:lol\:$

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056360 2009-05-12 1:59 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,919 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,919 Jacques Brel	Originally Posted By: King Snarf Say what you want about me.... You like to eat crackers with dick cheese.

Re: Say what you want about me.... Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1056374 2009-05-12 2:12 AM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	I think he meant something untrue... "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: Say what you want about me.... Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #1056375 2009-05-12 2:13 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	Originally Posted By: King Snarf Say what you want about me.... Your pee hole is slowly closing up and your balls have atrophied. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: Say what you want about me.... MisterJLA #1056377 2009-05-12 2:15 AM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	Originally Posted By: MisterJLA I think he meant something untrue... "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056381 2009-05-12 2:27 AM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 7,040 Likes: 24 Lost in time and space...and m... iggy Society's Discontent 6000+ posts
iggy Society's Discontent 6000+ posts Joined: May 2008 Posts: 7,040 Likes: 24 Lost in time and space...and m...	Originally Posted By: King Snarf But considering all the threads with my name in them, and all the posts about me the past couple of days, one thing is clear... I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats! King Snarf for mod!

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056383 2009-05-12 2:32 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY	Originally Posted By: King Snarf I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats! So does dysentery. https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53

Re: Say what you want about me.... Ultimate Jaburg53 #1056384 2009-05-12 2:38 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3 Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts
Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3	so does Halo?

Re: Say what you want about me.... Son of Mxy #1056385 2009-05-12 2:38 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy so does Halo? No, he takes it in the seat. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: Say what you want about me.... Joe Mama #1056393 2009-05-12 4:22 AM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA! King Snarf OP Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
OP King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA!	And how! *Knutreturns said:* Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056402 2009-05-12 8:55 AM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	And Snarf loves to watch! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: Say what you want about me.... King Snarf #1056410 2009-05-12 11:24 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 43,951 Likes: 6 the right the G-man Officially "too old for this shit" 15000+ posts
the G-man Officially "too old for this shit" 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 43,951 Likes: 6 the right	Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy so does Halo? Originally Posted By: Joe Mama No, he takes it in the seat. Originally Posted By: King Snarf And how! That's still more consensual sexual contact than you've experienced.

Re: Say what you want about me.... the G-man #1056419 2009-05-12 2:21 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	He's getting closer to getting laid. "My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who "Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

Re: Say what you want about me.... Lothar of The Hill People #1056459 2009-05-12 6:09 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	13/16 of a blowjob? go. ᴚ ᴀ ᴐ ᴋ ᴊ ᴌ ᴧ ಠ_ಠ

Re: Say what you want about me.... Captain Sammitch #1056483 2009-05-12 7:30 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	can any woman purse their lips tight enough to give Snarf a full blowjob? Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: Say what you want about me.... Nöwheremän #1056585 2009-05-13 2:38 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	I'm sure Snarf would be willing to let a lot of women try. "My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who "Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

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