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Seriously. If my freakish ass can get some pussy... happy birthday, dude.
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But for reals.
What's the problem, dude? Just gotta be chill, man. Put it out there.
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Any woman can get laid. The same doesn't go for guys.
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that makes no sense, if you know a woman and she likes you and you ask her to have sex, she will have sex with you. i think the problem some guys have is not asking.
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Nervousness (snarf) scares women. What he needs to do is stop being himself and he'll get laid.
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that makes no sense, if you know a woman and she likes you and you ask her to have sex, she will have sex with you. i think the problem some guys have is not asking. That's the one obstacle Snarf has to overcome, after that, it's smooth sailing.
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Yeah, it's just a minor issue. 
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http://snarf.urbanup.com/399296313. Snarf 2 thumbs up love it hate it A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard. Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense. They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them. That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf? snarf retard idiot turd crap by Mr. Samoa Joe May 25, 2009 share this
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i think the problem some guys have is not asking.
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Seriously. If my freakish ass can get some pussy... Now, was this sixty-nine oral stuff, or was there some scissoring and strap-ons involved? I ask for research purposes only...
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:D
I *wonder*!
For the record tho, my tits are bruised to hell again.
And as for "any woman can get laid" I must posit; how many people can tell I'm a woman?!
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Your giant boobs give it away.
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You'd be very VERY surprised then to know that a good eighth of the people I meet are either startled to find out I'm a chick or just never catch on.
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Your giant boobs give it away. Joe Mama has giant boobs.
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You'd be very VERY surprised then to know that a good eighth of the people I meet are either startled to find out I'm a chick or just never catch on. I also live in a place where I see women who dress and look like you. I've got an eye for it.
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Well, i live in the City of Churches. Fags still draw a lot of eyes.
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heh. I live in the county that has the lowest amount of churches per capita in the entire country.
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heh. I live in the county that has the lowest amount of churches per capita in the entire country. This elegantly explains why you're pure evil. And a basement vagrant.
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I had an varmint in mah basement once! Yella-belly varmint!
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet?
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gotsta waits until they is RIPE, Precious!
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I had an varmint in mah basement once! Yella-belly varmint! Abortion?
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I had an varmint in mah basement once! Yella-belly varmint! Abortion? No, silly! I don't fuck asians!
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet? I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine.
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wait until the meat is DRIPPING off the bones!
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heh. I live in the county that has the lowest amount of churches per capita in the entire country. This elegantly explains why you're pure evil. And a basement vagrant. Now, now, I've now come to realize that any evil tendencies are due to his (probably) gangster family. Said family keeps him forcibly locked in the basement while they plan their next crime wave. It's tragic.
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Now, now, I've now come to realize that any evil tendencies are due to his (probably) gangster family. Said family keeps him forcibly locked in the basement while they plan their next crime wave. It's tragic. Snarf, you remember when I made that thread "Snarf, you're an okay guy"? I'm beginning to regret that...........
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Go ahead.
Go ahead and ask me.
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet? I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. Russian mail-order? It's finally come to that?
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BECAUSE I DON'T!
I made a very lovely roads system!
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I made a very lovely roads system! Yeah, but you fucked up hating Jews for the rest of us... 
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet? I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. Russian mail-order? It's finally come to that? No, you're thinking of wonder mcgroin. This is just a normal girl who for whatever reason is attracted to me.
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