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If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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I'm having relationship problems. Its seems to be an annual thing for me.
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I've come to the point that every year around this time something shitty will happen.
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I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT PRIVATE YOU COMPLETELY RETARDED AND SOCIALLY IRREDEEMABLE FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!
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I literally have no girl problems right now. I don't see this changing. Ever.
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Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
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Beaver? You mean vagina? I mean, you know him?
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Honestly, though... if anyone has any suggestions on how to break it off, I'm meeting her tonight to cut it off.
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Without knowing why you're breaking it off, my best advice is for you to tell her, "I'm not happy in this relationship. I don't want to see you anymore." And then get the hell outta there. No need to prolong one's own misery by spending more time than necessary with her. If she asks, tell her why you're breaking things off, but don't let yourself get into an argument with her, and don't let her try and point out what bothers her about you. basically, you want to get in and get out. Why waste the night with someone who ain't worth wasting the night with?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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And if she tries the whole, "don't I get to say anything?" thing, you tell her, "Nope. You had plenty of time to voice your grievances before tonight. I'M breaking up with YOU. I could care less what your problems are..."
Cold, but effective. Trust me.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Try singing karaoke or pretend like youre too dumb to count.
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Try singing karaoke or pretend like youre too dumb to count.  JM- I'm breaking it off 'cause I was frank about not wanting a relationship with her. Then she keeps on approaching things as if we were romantically involved. Keeps being manipulative and overly emotive and taking things WAAAY too serious. So fuck it. I can't be arsed to stay in DramaVille.
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Tell her that the relationship is not what you thought it was going to be and that you are ending it. Then walk away and cut all ties.
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Try singing karaoke or pretend like youre too dumb to count. haha oosh, are you the girl or boy in this futurelove? if you're the girl, be blunt. guys don't pick up hints. if you're the boy, just try to fuck her one last time.
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it went well, I think
she totally had no idea... even though I used the "we need to talk" line earlier
oh well. not my problem anymore!
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I was gonna say "tell her you just realized she's a girl too". In retrospect I'm glad I didn't get to use that joke because it was kinda offensive.
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shoulda just peed in the bed. that woulda worked...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I was gonna say "tell her you just realized she's a girl too". In retrospect I'm glad I didn't get to use that joke because it was kinda offensive. !!! oh man, I wish I had! but... here we go. Okay, *finally* she is getting after me. Just texted, "I think i gave u every oportunity to be urself. sory u dint get to knw much of me and wat u did learn was scary. i was already leavin you alone." I AM NOT!!! RESPONDING! omg just got another, "Feel like i was an experiment on some level. which is ok. just woulda been good to know. take care of u." FUCK! THAT! NOISE!!! UGH! I was *totally* open about my thoughts, opinions, and feelings THE WHOLE TIME! I'm telling you because I have to tell SOMEONE!!! BECAUSE THE WTF-NESS IS INSANELY SUPERSATURATED! FUUUUUCCK!
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4 1/2 hours before I got the throwback. At 12:30 am. Lord a'mighty.
I'm sorry, but I am *not* all that. Nothing to get hung up on. 'Specially since we were never dating anyway.
How the FUCK do you guys deal with us?!
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You need to get over it as well.
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FUCK! THAT! NOISE!!! UGH! I was *totally* open about my thoughts, opinions, and feelings THE WHOLE TIME! I'm telling you because I have to tell SOMEONE!!! BECAUSE THE WTF-NESS IS INSANELY SUPERSATURATED! FUUUUUCCK! yeah...it happens.
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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You need to get over it as well. Pardon me for experiencing something new and asking for external analysis, Reax. Next time I'll keep it to myself and learn everything on my own, never again will I attempt to learn from people that have gone before me. [/orange]
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I was gonna say "tell her you just realized she's a girl too". In retrospect I'm glad I didn't get to use that joke because it was kinda offensive. !!! oh man, I wish I had! but... here we go. Okay, *finally* she is getting after me. Just texted, "I think i gave u every oportunity to be urself. sory u dint get to knw much of me and wat u did learn was scary. i was already leavin you alone." I AM NOT!!! RESPONDING! omg just got another, "Feel like i was an experiment on some level. which is ok. just woulda been good to know. take care of u." FUCK! THAT! NOISE!!! UGH! I was *totally* open about my thoughts, opinions, and feelings THE WHOLE TIME! I'm telling you because I have to tell SOMEONE!!! BECAUSE THE WTF-NESS IS INSANELY SUPERSATURATED! FUUUUUCCK! Just ignore that shit. What she's doing is trying to continue the relationship in a sad, passive aggressive way. You won't give her love and attention, so she'll pester you until you give her disdain and attention. Any guilt she can wring out of you is a bonus. The key word is attention. Best thing to do is just get a chuckle from her, delete her texts, and move on. Don't even respond.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You need to get over it as well. Pardon me for experiencing something new and asking for external analysis, Reax. Next time I'll keep it to myself and learn everything on my own, never again will I attempt to learn from people that have gone before me. [/orange] Rex is just jealous that you're getting ladies. He's lashing out from the pain of envy...and friction burn. Personally, I'd rather hear your exploits as you feel your way around a real relationship and its highs 'n' lows than the same ol' pathetic non-life that Rex brings to the table. Rex, have consensual sex with that quadriplegic and then come talk to us. Your sock fetish is old an' busted. Uschi's lesbian trial an' error is the new hotness. (In Rex's defense, though...at least he's not Snarf...)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm totally not responding. Her texts were illogical and manipulative. She was obviously baiting me. But it still was an 'ackk wut do i do?' moment.
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Keeps being manipulative and overly emotive and taking things WAAAY too serious. So fuck it. I can't be arsed to stay in DramaVille. Okay, *finally* she is getting after me. Just texted, "I think i gave u every oportunity to be urself. sory u dint get to knw much of me and wat u did learn was scary. i was already leavin you alone."
I AM NOT!!! RESPONDING! omg just got another, "Feel like i was an experiment on some level. which is ok. just woulda been good to know. take care of u."
FUCK! THAT! NOISE!!! UGH! I was *totally* open about my thoughts, opinions, and feelings THE WHOLE TIME! I'm telling you because I have to tell SOMEONE!!! BECAUSE THE WTF-NESS IS INSANELY SUPERSATURATED! FUUUUUCCK! Heh! Welcome to the wonderful world of dating a woman.
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I'll try anything at this point, my delightful friend!
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No...we don't want you.
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All I've ever wanted was a man to be in love with, and have that same man be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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I used to have family problems, but then I started playing for the other team. Makes life easier.
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You really do hate it when we make fun of other people, don't you?
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