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I wrote my first limerick. #1072854 2009-07-19 11:07 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt There once was an ornery pup, And two druggies he wanted to schtupp, So, just for the lawls, He put crack on his balls, And the rest was like 2girls1cup! Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072857 2009-07-19 11:26 PM Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. That's beautiful,man.

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Lothar of The Hill People #1072888 2009-07-20 12:26 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt There once was a young girl named Leezie Who's vaginal discharge was cheesy She went to the doc And sat on his cock And he said, Little girl, you're too easy! Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072891 2009-07-20 12:30 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse There once was a man from Nantucket Rob is gay

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Irwin Schwab #1072894 2009-07-20 12:53 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear and that's why basams chose to suck it (hooray!) chorus giant picture

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Rob #1072895 2009-07-20 1:00 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt There once was a fruit from Hoboken That everyone thought was quite broken Turns out he's just gay And so to this day Upon big cocks Rob always be chokin'! Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072896 2009-07-20 1:06 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt BSAMS had the chance To get into Penissa's pants But then Sneaky showed tit And Ashley had a fit So poor Britney just went back to Llance Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072898 2009-07-20 1:13 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Eugene was the home of poor Rex Who would never, not ever have sex But in his top drawer There were tube socks galore Though I pray that his mom never checks. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072906 2009-07-20 1:31 AM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation !!! Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Joe Mama #1072909 2009-07-20 1:34 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt :D Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072911 2009-07-20 1:42 AM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND KICK ME WHILE I'M DOWN! SEE IF I CARE! November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: I wrote my first limerick. rex #1072912 2009-07-20 1:42 AM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver I laughed at it. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: I wrote my first limerick. rex #1072913 2009-07-20 1:45 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt  Originally Posted By: rex WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND KICK ME WHILE I'M DOWN! SEE IF I CARE!  Originally Posted By: rex I laughed at it. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072914 2009-07-20 1:49 AM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Rex has many years' practice at laughing at his failures. He's been giggling like a school girl all weekend. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072915 2009-07-20 1:49 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear our uschi still posts here in fits she wavers from penis to clits of your sarlacc, take control you should just know your role so shut up and show us your tits giant picture

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Rob #1072916 2009-07-20 1:59 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Nice try Rob, but the rhythm is off. our uschi still posts here in fits she wavers from penis to clits Sarlacc uncontrolled With K-Nut she doth roll'd just shut up and show us your tits Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072921 2009-07-20 2:28 AM Joined: May 2005 Posts: 12,912 Wherever posting gods hangout K-nutreturns Kneel! 10000+ posts K-nutreturns Kneel! 10000+ posts Joined: May 2005 Posts: 12,912 Wherever posting gods hangout big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard

Re: I wrote my first limerick. K-nutreturns #1072923 2009-07-20 2:39 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt King Snarf is a pitiful snob That can't even hold a joe job Never got a full blow And it just goes to show Nothing good comes from fellating GOB We're bastards here, real motherfuckers Natureboys are not known to be suckers Except for beardguy and that fag Wank&Cry ... damnit, I can't finish that one. Someone else do it. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072934 2009-07-20 2:59 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear  Originally Posted By: Uschi Nice try Rob, but the rhythm is off. our uschi still posts here in fits she wavers from penis to clits Sarlacc uncontrolled With K-Nut she doth roll'd just shut up and show us your tits  Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen just shut up and show us your tits !! giant picture

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072935 2009-07-20 3:00 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear  Originally Posted By: Uschi Nothing good comes from fellating GOB i'm good! giant picture

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Rob #1072936 2009-07-20 3:04 AM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver roses are red violets are blue mem sniffs too much glue November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: I wrote my first limerick. rex #1072939 2009-07-20 3:11 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse uschi usually posts something funny except when sneaky's vagina is green and runny then she loses all decorum and cries to rob about the politics forum

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Irwin Schwab #1072940 2009-07-20 3:16 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072942 2009-07-20 3:17 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse im a poet and didnt know it

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Irwin Schwab #1072944 2009-07-20 3:19 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt yer, but you're as close to a limerick as rexTARDust was. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072945 2009-07-20 3:24 AM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver  Originally Posted By: wonder boy yer, but you're as close to a limerick as rexTARDust was. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072946 2009-07-20 3:25 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse have you been taking language rules lessons from snarf?

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Irwin Schwab #1072950 2009-07-20 3:42 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt No, I'm just a cunt. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072951 2009-07-20 3:43 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Also, my mum majored in English and is a publisher/editor. It was hammered into my head as a kid (with the gavel she got to officiate our Family Meetings every week). I just usually ignore the stuff 'cause who gives a flying fuck? Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Uschi #1072958 2009-07-20 5:00 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse i'll take any kind at this point! -snarf

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Irwin Schwab #1072979 2009-07-20 2:23 PM Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Poet fight! Poet fight!

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Lothar of The Hill People #1073147 2009-07-20 11:40 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! There once was a girl called Uschi Who's cunt smelled like rancid sushi She was once notorious for killing an old twat Cause he talked nothing but pointless shat But now she's just another "Who's she?" Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Nöwheremän #1073150 2009-07-20 11:43 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! There once was a turd called King Snarf Who people would point at and laugh He lost all his hair Gets no action "down there" He should just cut his own wrists in the bath Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Nöwheremän #1073156 2009-07-20 11:52 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Sammitch he likes to fuck fat girls He loves when their belly unfurls Chewy Walrus, for a girl was mistaken So with his cock wrapped in bacon He said "open your mouth, here come the pearls" Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: I wrote my first limerick. Nöwheremän #1073163 2009-07-21 12:22 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 40,854 Dot Dot Period sneaky bunny Schlub 15000+ posts sneaky bunny Schlub 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 40,854 Dot Dot Period And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points

Re: I wrote my first limerick. sneaky bunny #1073165 2009-07-21 12:25 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi OP faggot 15000+ posts OP Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt nice Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"