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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Reports say that promotions, specials, cut prices, flat rates, shuttle buses (holy hell!) and even discounts for seniors in brothels all around the world mean way more action for you and your wheelchair bound grandpa. How much action are we talking about here?
Well, some professional massage parlors, also known by their Christian name "rub-n-tugs," had to cut prices by 30-50 percent; meaning every ESL lady massaging your ballsack may only be pulling in $80 or so (and that includes a tip).
The situation has apparently gotten so desperate that Berlin's Pussy Club (the Mecca for lovers of both womanly charms and subtlety) started offering a 70 Euro Flat Rate service for unlimited food, drink and sex at their establishment, catering to the coveted "fat, drunken pervert" crowd who tend to drive the economy.
The situation isn't much different on our own continent. Canada's hookers recently had to drop prices to about $20 for oral sex or $60-$80 for the full on Canuck Fuck. Based on exchange rates, if you paid in American dollars she'd actually owe you money.
Heh and another Heh.
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They really sell it with this picture.... 
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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http://www.cracked.com/article_17615_6-ways-recession-has-made-world-suck-less.html]Interesting article. So...you get your knowledge of history from comic books and your knowledge of economics from "Cracked." 
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Even with whores' low, low prices, Snarf still can't get laid.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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To be fair to snarf cracked is probably just as reliable as msnbc.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I was almost certain that Olbermann's show was a really bad MadTV skit.
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