RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW RDCW:Where are they now

Its been a while since I had anything to report on the RDCW, but my mailbag has been full of a letter asking me where are the stars (and King Snarf) of RDCW.

After an exhaustive search for porn, I then set about tracking down some of the RDCW stars (and King Snarf).

First up is owner of the RDCW, Robert Juniper Kamphausen.
After RDCW closed its doors, Rob set up an online mail order bride company.
Sadly he only had one mail order bride, so he had to keep selling him to unsuspecting men, then kidnap him back.
The business went belly up around christmas 2008, after Rob accidently sold himself to Michael Jackson, and was used as a skin graft.

Next up is Son of Mxy.
He went to work for Rob Kamphausen, and is currently the prisoner of his last customer, a man known only as Pro X.

When RDCW finally gave up the ghost, former superstar, Grimm went into business with his hero, Shamed Dudass.
He can be currently found cleaning the toilets of your local McDonalds.

His former tag partner, Nowhereman, is currently serving a jail sentence in Tijuana, after he was caught trying to smuggle donkeys out of Mexico for a high profile customer, who has only been revealed has having the initials "JQ".

Another former champion, Joe Mama, went back to his former career as a woman impersonator, and was last seen presenting the Rosie O'Donnell show.

Nobody cares what happened to King Snarf, but just for the record, he tried to join his most beloved Total Nonstop Awful wrestling, but they turned him down as even they have standards.
He can currently be found outside Gamestop begging for change to buy some novellas.

thedoctor actually tried to revive the RDCW recently, but changed the concept.
It never really took off as a company called Ravishing Doctors Cock Warts, sent out the wrong message.

Captain Sammitch and Chewy Walrus are happily married, and have had five children (one of each sex).
Sammitch was worried for a while that Chewy had started to lose his figure, but once the 16 large pepperoni pizzas arrived, all was good again!

Famed tag team champions, MisterJLA and Captain Howdy finally went their seperate ways after a failed bank robbery that saw both men deported.
MisterJLA currently resides in France, where he is forced to date women with hairy armpits, and Howdy was deported from Earth, and was last seen orbitting Uranus!

One of the worst hit by the fall of RDCW was Penwing.
Obviously he was kicked out long before it went belly up, because he was a cunt, but because there was no RDCW to come crawling back to, begging for their forgiveness, he took his own life by setting his industrial strength dildo to maximum speed!

Another early exitee was Kristogar Velo.
Velo is currently looking for a new home now that Michael Jackson is dead, and is currently looking for the home of a Mr Steve Zweig.

Chris Oakley found it hard to accept the RDCW had died, and punched the internet in the face, causing ripples that travelled throughout reality.
These ripples brought back PCGay from the dead, or at least thats what his bro claimed!

Fuck off, Snarf!

Boston Strangler for RDCW Commissioner...

well played...

Some of the later, less liked, additions to the RDCW roster, included such names as Knutreturns and Big Pimp Tim.

Tim is a classic case of life imitating art, as he was thrown over the top rope.
Sadly the rope he was thrown over was on board a ship somewhere in the Asia pacific.
Belief is that he is currently living as a cast away on an unknown island.


Knutreturns has been one of the more successful ex-RDCW stars.
After leaving the wrestling business Knut was finally able to buy the last few litres of "black" that was extracted from Michael Jackson, and actually become a real black man.
When I say he was successful, what I mean is he was now fully accepted in the black community as he was beaten up by a cop.

Lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















. . . .it was a burger king!

9 years later, and I think its time for another update, Strangler, you fat cunt.

I agree!

Where's the update?

"SOM is enunciating!"