And you didn't say "Oh, you're married?"? She could've been divorced and kept the name because it was cool, or maybe her husband died in a horrible disfiguring accident (so you remind her of him). Did you see a ring?
There are may fish in the sea so don't go fishing in my pond or else.
"All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. " -me, apparently
186,000 miles per second and don't you dare forget it
"All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. " -me, apparently
"All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. " -me, apparently
This thread is fiction but even if it were true and Snarf did the deed he would never be able to accept that she was going back to her husband(they always do) and he would feel compelled to tell the husband the truth(because he would now be in love after one squirt) and get his ass kicked or killed.
This thread is fiction but even if it were true and Snarf did the deed he would never be able to accept that she was going back to her husband(they always do) and he would feel compelled to tell the husband the truth(because he would now be in love after one squirt) and get his ass kicked or killed.
This thread is fiction but even if it were true and Snarf did the deed he would never be able to accept that she was going back to her husband(they always do) and he would feel compelled to tell the husband the truth(because he would now be in love after one squirt) and get his ass kicked or killed.
Seriously though, it was a scumbag move. I'm a married guy so my opinion of Snarf changed with this thread. I used to find him amusing and fun to rip on and I don't really have any negative opinion about him, but if this thread is true, then I guess I kinda hate his guts and would not want to be his friend.
I emailed her, as that eliminates the risk of accidentally getting her husband on the phone, but she never emailed be back, so to hell with her. More fish in the sea, says I.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
That also increases the chance of the husband finding written evidence of your attempt to contact her, Snarf. Good thinking. Maybe she didn't answer because she was too busy being beat up. Did you say anything incriminating?
I emailed her, as that eliminates the risk of accidentally getting her husband on the phone, but she never emailed be back, so to hell with her. More rejection in the sea, says I.
Seriously though, it was a scumbag move. I'm a married guy so my opinion of Snarf changed with this thread. I used to find him amusing and fun to rip on and I don't really have any negative opinion about him, but if this thread is true, then I guess I kinda hate his guts and would not want to be his friend.
Seconded. I can't believe he actually went for it. That's a truly dick-hole move snarf...
Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I emailed her, as that eliminates the risk of accidentally getting her husband on the phone, but she never emailed be back...
lol you know he probably just e-mailed her that night, waiting by his computer and hitting the 'send/receive' button every 5 minutes until he gave up at 2:20 in the morning and posted that.
I emailed her, as that eliminates the risk of accidentally getting her husband on the phone, but she never emailed be back, so to hell with her. More fish in the sea, says I.
You are even more of a cunt than I ever thought. I seriously hope that one day you meet a girl, fall in love, marry her and then before you consumate the marriage, she runs off with another man, leaving you heartbroken and still a pathetic virgin.
I emailed her, as that eliminates the risk of accidentally getting her husband on the phone, but she never emailed be back...
lol you know he probably just e-mailed her that night, waiting by his computer and hitting the 'send/receive' button every 5 minutes until he gave up at 2:20 in the morning and posted that.
I did the same thing when I sent you my nude pictures, man. You never replied.
It wasn't the email that killed his chances. It was when he tried to call her.
Snarf, you're a douche for contacting her even though you knew it was wrong. Fuck off, dick.
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I emailed her, as that eliminates the risk of accidentally getting her husband on the phone, but she never emailed be back, so to hell with her. More fish in the sea, says I.
Bad form. If anyone ever gives anyone else here shit about fucking with you, this thread is evidence enough that you deserve it. Seriously, is your own life that pathetic and you that lonely that you're willing to go after a married woman? Show some fucking common sense.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
I emailed her, as that eliminates the risk of accidentally getting her husband on the phone, but she never emailed be back, so to hell with her. More fish in the sea, says I.
Mxy, SoM, Doc and BSAMS all pretty much nailed it. Not only were you being sleazy and a dickhead but you actually increased the chances of getting caught by sending her an email.
You better hope you weren't flirting with whomod's wife or the poor girl's going to get her ass kicked.
Last edited by the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh; 2009-08-103:57 PM. Reason: In fact, pretty much everyone who responded to you nailed it.
He probably thinks that it was a good idea to email her, just so her husband does find out, then he will have even more chance.
Fucking dipshit.
Good call, Nowie. He probably thinks he'll break up the marriage and that she'll fuck him out of gratitude. In reality however:
Married Chick: You fucking asshole! That email you sent me. My husband found it. He wants a divorce.
Snarf. That's wonderful, beloved. Now we can be together.
MC. I didn't want a divorce you dipshit. All did was flirt with you while I was drunk.
Snarf. All I've ever wanted was someone to love and love me back. Someone like you.
MC. He's been to a lawyer.
Snarf. Great. We can get engaged faster.
MC. He wants custody of the kids.
Snarf. We can visit them on weekends. I can read them novellas.
MC. You don't get it, you stupid, bald, fuckhead. I don't want you. I never wanted you. Not only don't I ever want to hear from you again, I'm going to report you to the cops as a stalker so that my husband will take me back.
Snarf.. I'm pretty sure the constitution doesn't allow that. Let me check a graphic novel...
I'd like to know what divorce law is in Penn. In MS not only can someone sue for divorce for infidelity, but they can also sue the person that the spouse was being infidelitous ( ) with.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
Actually I can imagine another scenario. She isnt actually married, and was flirting with Snarf as a bet with her friends. The number and email she gave were not hers, and she was just covering for why the name on the email was different to the one she gave him.
Some poor woman got an email from Snarf, and either shit herself cause she now thinks she has a stalker, or she just thought it was one of those shitty spam emails that has random words in it (beloved, applauded, beg etc).
However, I'd assume (the laws of each state vary) that the person charged with alienation of affection has to actually have sex with someone first.
Depends on the state. MS's language is very broad to the point that sex is not necessary. The email Snarf sent might be proof enough under MS law. Not certain, though.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
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