And Andrea, allow me to cordially welcome you to the rkmbs.
Are they always this paranoid? Why do they think I am you?
They think everyone is me. They've accused me of being at least 3 other posters.
Don't play the "normal" card dude. You went "Eww." when hearing about a chick cumming on another chick. That's not "normal male" behavior.
I don't recall that incident, but I am admittedly somewhat prudish when it comes to descriptions of bodily acts.
I told you my girlfriend came on my leg basically just like that... and you went eww.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
I didn't go into great detail. That's what I'M saying.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
She donated it to Chastity Bono. The doctors are trying to whittle it down to a manageable size for the poor "celebrity" tranny.
Last edited by Joe Mama; 2009-08-112:02 AM. Reason: But don't think Uschi's generous. She scored major bucks for her cock.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
jeezis...the guy finally has a chance to bury hhis nutsack into some fat snatch, and you guys give him crap for it...fuck her husband snarf. he's a loser. the second you get a chance to tap that ass you better destroy it!
Internet Friends: Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something. Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home. Joe Mamma: Fat Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
That's right, Snarf. Take advice from the aunt fucker.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
I am not Snarf, I do not even know who he is. I just registered for this board and saw the topic, and thought it might be interesting to get a female perspective on it. I can see though, from reading through this thread that there is a lot of hostility on this message board. Maybe some of you here need to come out of the closet.
Snarf is a fucktard. Learn from our years of experience.
I am the resident female perspective (sneakybunny is the resident handicapped voice, damnit! give me something!).
Hostility makes me wet.
Most of us ARE out of the closet sweetie. Maybe you need to get over your rampant homophobia.
Just because to drag them home from the bar and ravage them in your crawl space does not give you the perspective of one.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
Oh dear, you are the most paranoid bunch I have ever seen.
I think I may actually enjoy it here.
So this isn't Captain Failwich's girlfriend?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
I am not Snarf, I do not even know who he is. I just registered for this board and saw the topic, and thought it might be interesting to get a female perspective on it. I can see though, from reading through this thread that there is a lot of hostility on this message board. Maybe some of you here need to come out of the closet.
Snarf is a fucktard. Learn from our years of experience.
I am the resident female perspective (sneakybunny is the resident handicapped voice, damnit! give me something!).
Hostility makes me wet.
Most of us ARE out of the closet sweetie. Maybe you need to get over your rampant homophobia.
Just because to drag them home from the bar and ravage them in your crawl space does not give you the perspective of one.
YES IT DOES! I took her eyes out and made them into google-glasses!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
I'm sorry! i'll rub cheese product on your boobs for forgiveness.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and, for my beloved to pour cheese product on my big bald head, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
And then he sticks his cock in a jar of queso dip and cries.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar
"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
so did you at least get the nuts to talk to her? you should do a reverse look-up on her phone number and find out where she lives. then show up during the day when her husbands at work and bang her.
Internet Friends: Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something. Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home. Joe Mamma: Fat Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/blogban3.jpg)
[/center]![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/jlamiska.jpg)
[/center]
![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
