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My bike was stolen last night. Some fucker cut through the lock. I called the cops and they said they couldn't do anything for a day or two. they didn't even take the serial number. At least the city is building more useless bridges to make up for it.

I'm gonna kill at least one tweaker-hippie-homeless piece of shit by the end of the year. By that time we won't even have a police force.


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Leads? Yeah sure, I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts.

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Ha ha ha! Your bike is stolen more than Lt.Dangle's!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Ha ha ha! Your bike is stolen more than Lt.Dangle's!


\:lol\:

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Ha ha ha! Your bike is stolen more than Lt.Dangle's!


This was the first time my bike was stolen. If you want to believe g-man that's your problem.


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Ha ha ha! Your bike is stolen more than Lt.Dangle's!


\:lol\:



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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Why must you all use the word bike?
The word you are all looking for is bicycle.
I should know, I won $25 in a Writer's digest short story competion, where I finished a less than splendid, 8th.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Ha ha ha! Your bike is stolen more than Lt.Dangle's!


This was the first time my bike was stolen. If you want to believe g-man that's your problem.


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I don't really take notes on your life, Reax. I'm not sorry.


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his life would fit on a post it note.

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I don't really take notes on your life, Reax. I'm not sorry.

its true this is the first time his bike was stolen. The other times its been his big wheel.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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