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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
Ronald Reagan, Said during a radio microphone test, 1984
Facts are stupid things.
Ronald Reagan
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace
yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.
Ronald Reagan
To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last--but eat you he will.
Ronald Reagan
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Ronald Reagan, quoted in Observer, March 29 198
If you're afraid of the future, then get out of the way, stand aside. The people of this country are ready to move again.
Ronald Reagan
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Our. Greatest. President. Ever.
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He's certainly tied with Kennedy as having the best hair of any President.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you?
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was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random girl with great hair like Ronald Reagan (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was a woman to love, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that as long as I'm bald ,that is never going to happen.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? That's the thing that is starting to scare me. I think he's longed for the touch of a woman and been denied for so long that he now finds some sick gay comfort in our ruthless belittling of him. Gay, Snarf. Really. Fucking. Gay.
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You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? He's really Drzsmith. No human being can be that big of an asshole. Nice troll work, Doc...
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1. You do not talk about snarf. 7500+ posts
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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