RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women i don't get it

so when I'm with this chick, everything is gravy.

but when we're not on a date, it is like I don't exist. she hardly says a damn thing. it's two weeks since I last saw her and she's got a busy day tomorrow so she cut tonight short.

but she seems totally into me when we're together.

is this "games?"

she isnt serious.

your chick is acting like a guy

this sucks

Well yeah, that's usually what lesbians do.

You didn't give much thought to this new lifestyle did you?

no no no, I *like* when she actually sucks. It's the whole flake-behavior that's giving me fits.

You might be giving her too much attention. Back off for a while and see what she does.

you are a boy now, and you have to deal with this kinda stuff, too

Uschi, in many ways you're like Pinoccio.

Her nose grows when she lies?

interesting!

I have to admit. This is kind of funny. I always figured Uschi'd be the "bull dyke" in any lesbian relationship.

Careful, Uschi. When rex says this it means "move into the basement and never leave."

I find I like a Power Bottom. Someone i can treat out, make feel pretty and special... but she takes the initiative.

queers aren't cut 'n dry like Rush Limbaugh suggests. We do have our own preferences. I don't want to jump every female on the planet.

Uschi, if you loved her you would cut off her arms and legs, treat the wounds and start keeping her in a box under the bed.

THEES IS AUR HOME!

Great. Now that she's become a dyke, she's gonna start spouting shit like, "I don't limit the perception of my sexuality within the scope of 'straight' and 'gay,'" or "I'm not bound by your definition of my particular sexual proclivities," or "I don't really believe in the word 'gay.'"

We've lost her forever.

Look, all I'm saying is I'm sick of people assuming I'd want to date someone just 'cause they are also of the faggot persuasion. That's all.

Pariah makes a good point. You sound like a female Jim Jackson (or, worse yet, MEM) when you start spouting self-rightous stuff like this.

You've always projected an image as a "tough chick", a "chick with a dick," even. We've all joked around about it, including you.

So it was just kind of funny to me that, in a lesbian relationship, the other woman would be the one exhibiting the stereotypical "male" behavior and you'd be the one acting like Carrie from "Sex and City."

Who the fuck says it really works out like that? How many lesbian relationships have you been involved in, G-man?

He does watch sex and the city and hang out at dyke bars. He might be an expert.

The point here is that Klinton is a far more likable queer than Jim Jackson and Uschi should follow his example.

I'm glad to see you finally embraced your gayness.

You know...I take it back.

Jim Jackson is more likable in that he's far more tolerable and less sub-culturally oriented.

Klinton's the kinda guy who likes to walk in those ridiculous gay pride parades and flash the public.

While I'm sure Jackson is the kinda guy to indulge in the whole "top-bottom" humor stuff, he doesn't have the patience for fuckwits who walk in the middle of the street wearing rainbow colored pajamas and crossdress and wear PVC suits.

So, I guess what I'm trying to say, Uschi, is that you can be like Jim Jackson, just sans all the self-righteous queermo bullshit. Because if you make an issue out of being labeled "butch" or "fem" we're just gonna wail on you.....And you'll also lose all your pegging privileges with me.

Oh yeah.

Fuck off Rex.

So now you want you to jim jackson's bottom?

Uh.....No?

Make up your mind already, man.

OH!

"So now you want you to [be] Jim Jackson's bottom?"

No.

Shut up sammy!

You queers sure get upset easily.

I disagree, Jim is my favorite RKMBS queer. Uschi notwithstanding, as I dont consider lesbians queer. Robert is super-queer so he has his own category.

oh

I made it pretty clear it was a joke that was based on Uschi's own penchant for portraying her self as a "manly woman," not a "girly girl" and not any sort of serious analysis of lesbian sex roles.

I must have missed the memo you issued that we could joke about everyone's sex life her EXCEPT hers.

Next time try writing it in English and not that Pidgin Mxycan you normally speak.

i like mxycans.

There are Mxycan lesbians? Are they lipstick lesbians or bull dykes?

they're llama dykes

this thread is racist against mxycan genders

yes