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NBCON2009 #1085970 2009-09-26 7:44 AM
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,638 Alternate Reality Franta OP THE Franta 3000+ posts
OP Franta THE Franta 3000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,638 Alternate Reality	Dindt Llance post how we had every guest (Taylor dayne, George Perez, Willis) sign the SPOTTED DICK?!?!??!Everyone but that TOOL Peter Brady that is!!!! YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!

Re: NBCON2009 Franta #1085984 2009-09-26 11:04 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse	go to hell peter brady.

Re: NBCON2009 Irwin Schwab #1086037 2009-09-26 3:29 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.' 'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!' --

Re: NBCON2009 Frank Burns #1086038 2009-09-26 3:30 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.' She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'

Re: NBCON2009 Frank Burns #1086208 2009-09-28 3:04 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,231 back from the dead ButterRican The somewhat random 2000+ posts
ButterRican The somewhat random 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,231 back from the dead	missed it again You Butter Believe it!

Re: NBCON2009 ButterRican #1086221 2009-09-28 4:02 AM
Joined: May 2005 Posts: 12,912 Wherever posting gods hangout K-nutreturns Kneel! 10000+ posts
K-nutreturns Kneel! 10000+ posts Joined: May 2005 Posts: 12,912 Wherever posting gods hangout	Butter!!! big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard

Re: NBCON2009 K-nutreturns #1086958 2009-10-03 3:26 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Re: NBCON2009 Frank Burns #1087675 2009-10-10 2:41 AM
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Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	In 1999,Billie Piper was nominated for two BRIT Awards and won 2 awards at the 1999 Smash Hits Poll Winners' party, although at the latter ceremony she was reduced to tears after being booed by fans of Ritchie Neville, member of boyband Five, whom she was dating at the time.

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