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#1093540 2009-11-20 2:33 AM
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i ain't been on in a while. what's the haps?


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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so Rob's blog went away? and someone noticed? and it wasn't glacier first? wtf. rehearsals, people.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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on the plus side, i get to fuck basically every day.

on the other hand, I've got no clue what any of y'all are up to.

so this is a super great arrangement!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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that was, of course, answering the unspoken question, why ain't i around.

that nobody asked.

because nobody noticed.

and now i have to cry a little in my beer.

because that rug really tied the room together.

fucking a.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We decided that we couldn't have you talking about your lesbian love and robs blog. One had to go. I think we made the right choice.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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sex in cars is epic.

last weekend i got her to orgasm ...lessee... three times before we got up, once on the sofa after breakfast, again in the bed - wait no, we got up to shower and I finished her off between the doorway and the bathroom sink... then we went for a walk! And then... once or twice more before I went home to feed my animals. Then we ended up going to a burlesque show that evening and I got her once before we went to sleep, and surprisingly that was her biggest (I mean the whole package, hitting *that* note, spasms everywhere - through to her hands and feet, a little bit of squirting, neighbors pounding on the floor/ceiling, she passed out asleep within minutes after). That was Saturday.

She made a really big breakfast on Sunday! :D


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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*splurt*


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rex loves big breakfasts.

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we had eggs and pancakes and split an orange and i got a whole pot of coffee for myself!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
i ain't been on in a while. what's the haps?


The Bat-Man died.


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at one point, recently, one of our fellow posters named prometheus found something on the internet so hilariously funny, that he laughed uncontrollably until his buttocks (notedly rotund) actually fell off of his body. he shared this intimate moment with glacier16, so i'm sure you could ask him for more details if you're interested.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi


"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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Looks like JLA is jealous.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Looks like JLA is jealous.

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Yes. \:\(


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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thedoctor is hooked!


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Looks like JLA is jealous.

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Yes. \:\(


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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You tell 'em Lothar!


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
at one point, recently, one of our fellow posters named prometheus found something on the internet so hilariously funny, that he laughed uncontrollably until his buttocks (notedly rotund) actually fell off of his body. he shared this intimate moment with glacier16, so i'm sure you could ask him for more details if you're interested.


Nah, don't ask don't tell.

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We found out climate change was a big lie while you were gone:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,576009,00.html

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She's been gone a couple days, not a couple years.


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This stuff is awesome!

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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100017393/climategate-the-final-nail-in-the-coffin-of-anthropogenic-global-warming/



Headline this post!


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It is here:
http://www.rkmbs.com/...t/9#Post1093627

I think all the moonbats that almost taxed us to death with cap and trade should now apologize!(or get us a soda ray)

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ray who loved bowling.

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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
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I think all the moonbats that almost taxed us to death with cap and trade should now apologize!(or get us a soda ray)


I just hope you are being fair about this, and not just pinning the anti-Obama threads!


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Dammit man!

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I still believe in global warming because I am a weak person and need something to be afraid of.


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oops, forgot to log into my matter eater man id for that one.


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I still believe in global warming because Al Gore's house uses 21% more electricity than other houses in his geographic area. I know he wouldn't lie to me. Or invest in companies that stand to profit from the hysteria.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
oops, forgot to log into my matter eater man id for that one.


\:lol\:

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do you know how much carbon lurking produces? dont kill my grandchildren.

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why y'all gotta be boring? it isn't like i was on the global warming warpath or something.


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Uh.....Yeah you were.

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