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It looks like I'll be going there in 2011. Anything I should check out? Any recommendations? What should I avoid?

Buy yourself a prostitute.


-everyone

yeah pretty much.

If you run up against Dan Tanna, give it up. He always wins.

You always want to double down on 11.

Always bet on black.

Or Peyton Manning.

Over his bitch brother, Eli.

I have no idea what I will be doing in 2011.

Probably the same thing you're doing now.

Fucking, cooking, and looking orange?

i know you've already read them in-depth, printed out copies to bring to the bathroom with you, etc. but i had some purdy hefty recaps of vegas trips in my blog from summer 05 and summer 03. some good outlines of what to do.

generally speaking, it depends on what time of the year you're going. its a desert, so its freezing during the winter, and the surface-of-the-sun in the summer. it also depends on who you're going with - if its a fun crowd, you'll love the strip clubs and bars. if its a more relaxed crowd, you'll love the pools and touristy things (and spending less).

there's really almost no reason to gamble, at all, cuz there's so much other shit to do.

I don't think that Vegas has basements.

I guess I'll have to build one then.



I'll be there in April. Its gonna be for a wedding so there will be family and friends there. I want to turn it into a longer trip if I can just so I can see as much as possible.

check out fivehundybymidnight.com

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers "hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an a$$ full of quarters."

In Vegas I once fucked a boy
His tight little anus gave me joy
He looked just like my brother
The one who married our own mother



This was a poem by Heidensikk

I leave next Friday. Because I'll be there for a wedding I don't know how much free time I'll have but since its my first time there I'm looking forward to just checking everything out and being a tourist douche bag.

My concern right now is the 28 hour round trip car ride. I've been filling up my laptop with comics and games that I hope can keep me sane on that long ass trip.

How about uh

How about taking some you know

some socks?

LOOK, BETTER ME THAN G-MAN!

rex, do everyone, especially yourself, a favor while you're out there and go to one of the brothels. No window shopping. Actually partake. You'll be a better man for it.

Or you could, you know, actually interact with the people in the car like adults are expected to do.

No, he's going to Vegas in a car. He's not in a home like you.

Silly doc. People in a home are encouraged to keep to themselves and not interact. Makes things easier on the staff.

You'd know.

Go easy on g-man, today he found out his employer sees him as "non-essential".

Yeah, we can't all be important janitors like you.

But, seriously, why are you so worried about things to do in the car? Why don't you try interacting with the people you're riding with?

Thanks for the blog post, Bear(ex)dguy.