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Fuckin' A. I just re-read the famous "nobody will ever love me" thread at the Porn board. I know people reset that thread all the time, but go back and look at the early replies. Some of you fuckers were actually trying to help him. Jim Jackson calling out Snarf for working at Bath and Bodyworks had to be the best part... 
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Even I tried to help him. Damn. 
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I was less bitter back then.
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i dont think i tried to help him...ever
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What if he asked for suicide assistance?
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then i would be helping myself.
I would 'aid' him by making it as painful and drawn out as possible. (i'd start by ripping his tongue out so i wouldnt have to hear the whiny bitch talk)
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i dont think i tried to help him...ever i have to give Nowhereman credit, back at the old Mobius boards he called snarf as a whiny attention whore who thrived on sympathy he got for being a loser.
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One time during the 15 minutes we used the Natureverse, I remember Snarf telling a lovely story about some guys convincing him to show his pecker during a party, and complimenting him on it. I began suspecting right there that something might be off with this guy.
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Its sad that that story is completely believable.
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http://www.natureverse.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001394Well, I had to worl till about 10:30, then take the bus to one area, then transfer to the trolley, then walk to the party. So when midnight rolls around, I'm walking to this goddamn party in below freezing temperatures. 2002 was off to a great start, let me tell you. Well, once I get there, things start to turn around; of course, screwdrivers and Jagermeisters will lighten anybody's mood.
So anyway, my best friend, Rob, decides to tell anyone about my large wang, and, of course, all my inebriated friends want to see. (Aside: My penis, while not HUGE, is somewhat larger than average). So I go upstairs, where my friends Stef, Nicole, Katie, and Jon (who's gay) are clamoring to see the goods. So, I whip it out. Let's just say it was well recieved. So they beg me to whip it out again. So I do. Even Rob's girlfriend Brigitte wanted a peek, but he wouldn't let her (bastard). So, of course everyone is talking about it. Especially Jon, who asks, "Why can;t I stop talking about it?" to which I reply "Dude, 'cause you're gay." Now Jon had been saying he was gay all night, but when I say, he storms out of the room and starts crying. Well, while Jon is having his little moment, I'm talking to my friend/roommate/co-landlord Nicole. My theory is that since I whipped out The Envy of All Mankind, she should lift up her shirt and show me the twins. (Not unreasonable a request.) "My shirt's so tight you can see pretty much everything anyway." "Well, can I touch 'em?" "Sure!" Now not many women will allow me to touch their breasts, so you can imagine how excited I was. So excited that immediately after, as a joke, I cupped Vinnie (think of Vinnie as an amalgam of every Jay & Silent Bob routine ever).
So now I have a chat with Jon. The reason he got so upset is that he has a crush on me. I tell him, gently but firmly, that I don't swing that way; my view is that the ass is for outgoing materials only. "Well, you grabbed Vinnie's!" Damn. I feed him some bullshit, then sleep on the couch for about 3 hours before going back to work.
I got to work late because of all the drunken revellers who decide New Year's Day is a good day to start taking public transportation. Motherfucker!
All in all, an interesting night.
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Snarf, where you hitting on me when you said "It's frickin' HUGE!!"? I was 16 at the time, dude.
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http://www.natureverse.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001394 Well, I had to worl till about 10:30, then take the bus to one area, then transfer to the trolley, then walk to the party. So when midnight rolls around, I'm walking to this goddamn party in below freezing temperatures. 2002 was off to a great start, let me tell you. Well, once I get there, things start to turn around; of course, screwdrivers and Jagermeisters will lighten anybody's mood.
So anyway, my best friend, Rob, decides to tell anyone about my large wang, and, of course, all my inebriated friends want to see. (Aside: My penis, while not HUGE, is somewhat larger than average). So I go upstairs, where my friends Stef, Nicole, Katie, and Jon (who's gay) are clamoring to see the goods. So, I whip it out. Let's just say it was well recieved. So they beg me to whip it out again. So I do. Even Rob's girlfriend Brigitte wanted a peek, but he wouldn't let her (bastard). So, of course everyone is talking about it. Especially Jon, who asks, "Why can;t I stop talking about it?" to which I reply "Dude, 'cause you're gay." Now Jon had been saying he was gay all night, but when I say, he storms out of the room and starts crying. Well, while Jon is having his little moment, I'm talking to my friend/roommate/co-landlord Nicole. My theory is that since I whipped out The Envy of All Mankind, she should lift up her shirt and show me the twins. (Not unreasonable a request.) "My shirt's so tight you can see pretty much everything anyway." "Well, can I touch 'em?" "Sure!" Now not many women will allow me to touch their breasts, so you can imagine how excited I was. So excited that immediately after, as a joke, I cupped Vinnie (think of Vinnie as an amalgam of every Jay & Silent Bob routine ever).
So now I have a chat with Jon. The reason he got so upset is that he has a crush on me. I tell him, gently but firmly, that I don't swing that way; my view is that the ass is for outgoing materials only. "Well, you grabbed Vinnie's!" Damn. I feed him some bullshit, then sleep on the couch for about 3 hours before going back to work.
I got to work late because of all the drunken revellers who decide New Year's Day is a good day to start taking public transportation. Motherfucker!
All in all, an interesting night. Overwhelmingly retarded and gay.
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So anyway, my best friend, Rob, decides to tell anyone about my large wang
I believe this story.
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Best part of the story is the fact his 'friend' Rob, was the first person to have seen Snarfs 'wang', and he wonders why a gay guy was crushing on him.
Since when do hetro men go around praising the size of their friends cocks?
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I am shit and my death will be rejoiced.
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So anyway, my best friend, Rob, decides to tell anyone about my large wang
I believe this story. I don't believe Snarf has friends.
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people universally hate snarf! he always tries to come off as smart but his words prove he is a dumbass!
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I don't believe Snarf has friends. The part about a guy named "Rob" running about, praising the size of another dude's weiner was very believeable...
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Wow. Snarf is almost giving Wanky a run for title of internet's whipping boy. Keep it going Snarf. You only have another fourth to go!
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i dont think i tried to help him...ever i have to give Nowhereman credit, back at the old Mobius boards he called snarf as a whiny attention whore who thrived on sympathy he got for being a loser. Is it really attention whoring if you guys wind up giving it to me for free anyway?
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look dumbass, the attention whoring is you wanting sympathy for being a loser. the fact that we mock your stupidity isnt the good kind of attention.
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Lothar of The Hill People cool User Walkin' 'round in women's underwear .
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hi snarf.
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I didn't notice before, but that's a nice job blending the fire and the letter into my shirt. Top notch.
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he cut out your shirt dumbfuck, there is no blending.
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Whatever. It looks nice is what I'm saying.
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http://www.natureverse.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001394 Well, I had to worl till about 10:30, then take the bus to one area, then transfer to the trolley, then walk to the party. So when midnight rolls around, I'm walking to this goddamn party in below freezing temperatures. 2002 was off to a great start, let me tell you. Well, once I get there, things start to turn around; of course, screwdrivers and Jagermeisters will lighten anybody's mood.
So anyway, my best friend, Rob, decides to tell anyone about my large wang, and, of course, all my inebriated friends want to see. (Aside: My penis, while not HUGE, is somewhat larger than average). So I go upstairs, where my friends Stef, Nicole, Katie, and Jon (who's gay) are clamoring to see the goods. So, I whip it out. Let's just say it was well recieved. So they beg me to whip it out again. So I do. Even Rob's girlfriend Brigitte wanted a peek, but he wouldn't let her (bastard). So, of course everyone is talking about it. Especially Jon, who asks, "Why can;t I stop talking about it?" to which I reply "Dude, 'cause you're gay." Now Jon had been saying he was gay all night, but when I say, he storms out of the room and starts crying. Well, while Jon is having his little moment, I'm talking to my friend/roommate/co-landlord Nicole. My theory is that since I whipped out The Envy of All Mankind, she should lift up her shirt and show me the twins. (Not unreasonable a request.) "My shirt's so tight you can see pretty much everything anyway." "Well, can I touch 'em?" "Sure!" Now not many women will allow me to touch their breasts, so you can imagine how excited I was. So excited that immediately after, as a joke, I cupped Vinnie (think of Vinnie as an amalgam of every Jay & Silent Bob routine ever).
So now I have a chat with Jon. The reason he got so upset is that he has a crush on me. I tell him, gently but firmly, that I don't swing that way; my view is that the ass is for outgoing materials only. "Well, you grabbed Vinnie's!" Damn. I feed him some bullshit, then sleep on the couch for about 3 hours before going back to work.
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would somebody like to explain to Snarf the difference between being racist and being xenophobic, and that a Swedish persons race is caucasian and their nationality is Swedish?
I mean, i would not like him to look dumb on a message board, and then compound it by posting the same retarded 'joke' on his facebook page
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