RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts How gay is Matter-eater Man ?

kinda gay?
Real gay?
Rob level gay!?


Maybe that last one is not possible.

The last one isn't possible.

mem is way past rob gay. Once you have more than fifty cocks in you you can never go back.

I'll take your word about the cock thing Rex but I couldn't ever surpass Rob just for the fact that he created this message board of supergaydom.

LINKIN PARK
"Lying From You"


When I pretend everything is what I want it to be
I look exactly like what you had always wanted to see
When I pretend, I can’t forget about the criminal I am
Stealing second after second just cause I know I can but
I can’t pretend this is the way it’ll stay I’m just
(trying to bend the truth)
I can’t pretend I’m who you want me to be, so I’m

[Chorus:]
(Lying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so let me go)
No no turning back now
(Let me take back my life,I’d rather be all alone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you is me)

I remember what they taught to me
Remember condescending talk of who I ought to be
Remember listening to all of that and this again
So I pretended up a person who was fittin’ in
And now you think this person really is me and I’m
(Trying to bend the truth)
But the more I push the more I'm pulling away 'cause I'm

[Chorus:]
(Lying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so let me go)
No no turning back now
(Let me take back my life I’d rather be all alone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you)
(The very worst part of you is ME)

This isn’t what I wanted to be, I never thought that what I said would
have you running from me
Like This
This isn’t what I wanted to be, I never thought that what I said would
have you running from me
Like This
This isn’t what I wanted to be, I never thought that what I said would
have you running from me
Like This
This isn’t what I wanted to be, I never thought that what I said would
have you running from me
Like This

[Chorus:]
(You)
No turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so let me go)
No no turning back now
(Let me take back my life I’d rather be all alone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you)
(The very worst part of you is me)

Linkin Park
It's Going Down


I knew I was being threatened
Do you think it’s worth holding out?
I mean I’ve heard some pretty ugly things about those guys
Ugly stories
Watch them flee
Watch them flee
Rap up
Watch them flee
Hip-Hop hits
And you do it like this

It’s going down
The rhythm projects ‘round the next sound
Reflects the complex hybrid dialect now
Detect the mesh of many elements compressed down
The melting pot of a super-futureesque style
The combination of a vocal caress
With lungs that gasp for breath
From emotional stress
With special effects
And a distorted collage
Carefully lodged between beats of rhythmic barrage

It’s going down
The logical progression on a the timeline
The separation narrowed down to a fine line
To blur the edges so they blend together properly
Take you on an audible odyssey
Now it’s going down
A logical progression on the timeline
The separation narrowed down to a fine line
To blur the edges so they blend together properly
Take u on a an audible odyssey
Now it’s going down
Put put put it up
It said it goes like this
And you do it like this
It’s going down
Put put it up
It said it go- go- goes like this
And you do it like this
Its going down
Once again it is
Composed sentences all together venomous
The four elements of natural force
Projected daily through the sound of the source
Everybody on board with this blend
The sword with the pen
The mightiest is the weapons
Swinging right from the chin
The elevate of mental states
Long gone with the wind
To defend men for shoddy imitation pretends
It’s going down
Stalence emulation readily
Trekking through the weaponry
Of the pure pedigree
Cleverly seeing through whatever is ahead of me
Whatever the weather be
We invent the steadily
It’s going down to sub-terrestrial high
I rhyme regiment that’s calling the shots
Execution of collaborative plots
Ready to bring the separation of style to a stop

It’s going down
A logical progression on a the timeline
The separation narrowed down to a fine line
To blur the edges so they blend together properly
Take you on an audible odyssey
Now, it’s going down

Put put put it up
It said it goes like this
And you do it like this
It’s going down
Put put it up
It said it goes like this
And you do it like this

It’s going down
X-men ‘bout to blast of world wide
Yo it’s request only
X- men ‘bout to blast of world wide
It’s built from scratch
Album in stores soon
‘Bout to blast off world wide
And you do it like this

It’s going down
Put put put it up
It said it goes like this
And you do it like this
It’s going down
Put put it up
It said it goes like this
And you do it like this
It’s going down
Like this...

And you know this...how?

Your mom told me.

You should have heeded her warning.

In northern Italy, last names tend to end in “i”, while those
from the south often end in “o.” The most common Italian surname
is Russo.

Have a safe journey!
Buon viaggio!


Have a good holiday!
Buone vacanze!

8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize

What do condoms and coffins have in common?
   They both have stiffs in them, but one's coming and one's going.

What's the difference between 365 condoms and a tire...
   A tire might be a goodyear, but 365 condoms is a GREAT year!

Did you hear about the idiot that put the ice cubes in his condom?
   He wanted to keep the swelling down.

Why do cowboys use denim condoms?
   Because they shrink to fit.

A Broch:
pronounced,  ah-BROOKH

 This is a curse, a plague. Like "Damn it!" but more so. A broch is a way of expressing disgust, misery, disaster. If a guy wants to tell you he's miserable, he's nauseated, he's overwhelmed, he's disgusted, he's at his wit's end, he's heard the end of it, he wants to give up, he wants to run away, he wants to get out of town, he wants to destroy himself, it's all over, there's no end in sight, there's no way to get out of it, all of this can be said in one phrase, “Oy, a broch.”
     A gentile would have to find five thousand ways of letting you know how he's feeling. A Jew just says “Oy, a broch,” and you know that this guy can't take anymore and you'd better get out of his way. Because the next thing is murder.
     And a broch can range from the tailor fixing your pants too short to the death of a relative. It's an all-purpose word.

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