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1: Invite Rob to your place for a sleep over.

2: Get G-Man to defend you in court.

3: Out of sympathy, tell Snarf you will not have sex again until he gets laid.

4: Put on weight if you live near Sammitch

5: Sit on a see saw if Llance is gonna sit on the other end (even if you are Joe Mama).

6: Let Pariah take you to see a movie.

7: Let PCGay defend you with a gun.

8: Read one of Sikkbones' poems.

9: Marry Elsia.

10: Bend over in front of PJP.

11: Have a conversation with Lothar.

12: Take your cat to a vet if he says "How are you today?"

13: Mention JLA in your blog.

14: Let any of the Insurgents/Iconolasts near small children.

15: Ask Rex if he likes something.

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16: Ask Nowhereman what his favorite chick-flick is...

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17: Watch Catwoman with Pro.

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18. Ask Ssteve Zzweig to babysit your kids.


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Wouldn't that fall under #14?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Nowie told me in confidence that he cried when he watched that Benjamin Button movie.


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Now people can see why #11 is important.
Lothar is too retarded to have a conversation with, which is why he has to make stupid, unfunny shit up.

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Don't be gay,Nowie.


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Now people can see why #11 is important.
Lothar is too retarded to have a conversation with, which is why he has to make stupid, unfunny shit up.


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