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http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Angry_air_steward_storms_down_slide

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A flight attendant has been arrested after swearing at a passenger before storming off a plane via the emergency inflatable slide.

Steven Slater, 38, argued with a passenger who was attempting to retrieve hand luggage from an overhead locker while the Pittsburgh to New York plane was still moving on the runway.

When the passenger abused Mr Slater, the flight attendant appears to have lost his temper and dramatically resigned.

He grabbed the intercom and said: "To the passenger who called be a mother ****er, **** you. I've been in the business 28 years. I've had it. That's it."

Mr Slater then activated the emergency exit, grabbed two beers from the galley, and then slid down the inflatable slide on to the tarmac, reports the Wall Street Journal.

He boarded a train to the terminal, stripping off his tie and discarding it to the astonishment of bemused onlookers.

He then drove to his nearby home in Queens, New York, where he was later arrested and charged with reckless endangerment and criminal mischief.

Mr Slater is a long-standing flight attendant who worked for budget airline Jet Blue.

His arrest appears to have triggered an online movement, with others who work in jobs which bring them in to contact with rude customers demanding his release.

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It's no surprise that Lothar's hero is gay.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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And a male stewardess.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I already said 'gay'.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
It's no surprise that I'm gay.


 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
And a male stewardess.


 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I already said 'gay'.


You bitches get me a soda and a sandwich.



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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
It's no surprise that I'm gay.


 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
And a male stewardess.


 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I already said 'gay'.


You bitches get me a soda and a sandwich.



Get your snack cart out of the way. It's blocking the aisle, you air-twink.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I already said 'gay'.


Male stewardesses are more than just gay. In fact, the only thing gayer than a male stewardess...is Rob.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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can you really "storm" down a slide?


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if you will it, it is no dream.

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I've seen Thor do it a couple of times.

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 Originally Posted By: Irwin Schwab
if you will it, it is no dream.

I am the walrus.


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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
 Originally Posted By: Irwin Schwab
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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
 Originally Posted By: Irwin Schwab
if you will it, it is no dream.

I am the walrus.


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