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#1128248 2010-09-13 2:40 PM
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i've been in a relationship for a whole year now. that throws off my whole average. but is full of pussy and tits, so who is gonna complain?


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #1128257 2010-09-13 3:51 PM
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If only it actually looked like that...

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right, 'cause I'm totally gonna give you guys wank-fodder of my gal nekkid. 'cause i like to pimp my girlfriend.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Uschi #1128267 2010-09-13 5:16 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
i've been in a relationship for a whole year now. that throws off my whole average. but is full of pussy and tits, so who is gonna complain?


I should write a song for this occasion...


"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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Wrote a song about it.Like to hear it.Here it go:
Uschi lasted a whole year.
Ate pussy tooooooooo.

Thank you very much!!


It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I can get you a toe.

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Damn you and your lemonade!!

Booooooooooooooobs.
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi



this is how it shall always have been in the official history.

Grimm #1128284 2010-09-13 8:57 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Uschi



this is how it shall always have been in the official history.


You mean the made up one in wikipedia?

Oh wait...we don't have one of those. I'm thinking of the Iconolasts...

\:lol\:


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: allan1
Wrote a song about it.Like to hear it.Here it go:
Uschi lasted a whole year.
Ate pussy tooooooooo.
AHAHAHA!

Thank you very much!!


Epic Post of the Day!

(I had to fix it up a little for you, al...)


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MisterJLA #1128286 2010-09-13 9:01 PM
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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