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When I was in 3rd grade, me and my friends used to pick on this one gay boy. It went on for a few months until one day the gay boy had enough and went after us.
My other friends ran and I was left alone to fend off the rampaging homo. I figured I can take him on, despite being almost a foot shorter. I punched him in the face and he fell down, but when he got up he started wailing on me like a madman. By the time the teacher restrained him, I had a busted lip and a bloody nose. The gay boy was expelled but my reputation was ruined because a gay beat me up.
I don't really know the transitive properties of homosexuality, or if it can be transferred through the fist, but I was teased as a gay because of my loss to the gay boy. It went on for a few weeks until I got into another fight. It was a bigger guy but I really went at it, I bit and I scratched and I punched. I believe that the guy really beat the crap out of me but people thought I won because he's the one who's bloodied.
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In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night... I'm fighting for the future. For what we believe in. I'm fighting for every little boy that looked up at the stars and said to himself, 'You know, one day, I'm going to fuck those stars!'
And you know what?
That little boy is in each of us. And he will fuck those stars.
He will.
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I once dated a girl who told me her mom, who is a nurse, remembers me because she was the assistant of the doctor who circumcised me. Her mom said that I was shreiking like a pig even though they already gave me an anesthesia.
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I once dated a girl who told me her mom, who is a nurse, remembers me because she was the assistant of the doctor who circumcised me. Her mom said that I was shreiking like a pig even though they already gave me an anesthesia. Did she recognize you when the girl bit your penis and you started shreiking? We used to pick on a boy on the third grade because he was friends with some girls, which in third grade logic meant he was gay. I don't think he was really gay at that point, but we picked on him so much that we eventually convinced him and now he's a raging queen.
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that boys name?
ROB KAMPHAUSEN!
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That's also the name of the girl who bit SoM's penis!
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/blogban3.jpg) [/center] [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/jlamiska.jpg) [/center]
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Rob has thought me a lesson about respect, especially for the gays
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Rob often does think of gays, true...
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it comes from the Greek words "philos" which means "to love" and "anthropos" which means "man".
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Yes, I know, it translates in Latin as 'Feelus-Ballsacus'...coincidentally, that's Rob's personal motto, as well...
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Fuck that star, SoM. Fuck it.
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Was that the moment when you discovered your love of bows, Lothar?
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My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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Damn! Them's some good looking bows!!!
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Was that the moment when you discovered your love of bows, Lothar? Right here,Pro!
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Yeah, I like the wood-cut on it, but she's holding it like a three-year-old...
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I would love to suck on that armpit all day.
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Yeah, I like the wood-cut on it, but she's holding it like a three-year-old... Yeah,but with tits like that she can do wrong all day and still be popular. Pro,SoM,said he wants to suck on your armpit. You'e not going to let him,are you?
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
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He is deceptively strong... 
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It's all of those dogs I have eaten. I absorb the souls as well and use it to increase my physical strength.
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Do you get to lick your own nuts, too?
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I'm researching a book...
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Why would anyone want to lick their own nuts?
How you doin'?
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 Even after 10 years that shit is still funny.
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