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HONG KONG PREPARES FOR A BIG-BREASTED ZOMB'ASIANS INVASION!


by James Marsh, November 15, 2010 1:27 PM

Here in Hong Kong, news has just surfaced of an upcoming independent film project that immediately caught my eye, not least because it claims to prominently feature legions of ample-chested undead as well as plentiful gore and comedy kung-fu hijinks.

While ZOMB'ASIANS: THONGS OF THE DEAD is still very much in the pre-production phase (no cast members have yet been named), the official website states that the script is finished and they will soon be running camera tests and looking to begin shooting a concept trailer "in the next few days." The film is to be directed by Simon Yin, who has been making quite a name for himself in Hong Kong over the past few years, helming a number of short films, music videos, TV commercials and the like, while friend of the site Mike Leeder is on board as one of the film's producers.

These guys have decades of experience under their belts and have worked with some of the local industry's very best actors, directors and fight choreographers, and if they get this right, this film could be a real blast. Suffice to say, I'll be keeping a close eye on how ZOMB'ASIANS shuffles forward from here on in - and their website invites you to do the same, promising full behind-the-scenes coverage throughout the production.

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The thing about commercial films that rely on T & A as a gimmick/selling point is that they're bound to be disappointing. Primarily because T & A can already be found in abundance, for free, on the Innernets.

So it's either you've just wasted your money for half-glimpses of something that is readily available for free on your computer OR the gimmick has been lost on you and you're stuck with a generic film that you've probably seen before in a better form (because that one didn't have to devote too much resources to titties).

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