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http://www.mattcampbellart.com/2011/06/best-comic-book-quotes/

comic book quotes

1.”Grown-ups… are a strange breed! Their brains weigh close to three pounds, and that’s not three pounds of cheery delight!” — The Tick

4. “We plan for days and days and when the time comes, we proceed to improvise.” — Quicksilver

6. “I cannot preach hate and warfare when I am a disciple of peace and love!” — Wonder Woman

“I should break your face for that, but that would not teach you of love.” — Slaughterman

“The fates have smiled on you, Loki…they have provided you with yet another opportunity to slay me. You wanted me so desperately. Now you have me. Do your worst.”–Thor

“Patriotism doesn’t automatically equal conservatism”–Tony Stark

“Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.”–Rorschach

“I’d rather not rule the earth. I just want to marry the girl next door and live in the suburbs.” — Dynamo

“Why does everyone say my name like it means shut up?” –Jubilee X-Men#10


“And now I’m better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!”–Deadpool

“Whatever happens, remember to protect me.”–Deadpool

“It’s on bitch” — Hank Pym to Reed Richards in Mighty Avengers.

“It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then… he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him.”–Batman

Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke? A: The "punch" line!

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.

Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber? A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!

Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil? A: In the sith grade!

source: http://jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/superherojokes.html

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22. “You killed your imaginary friend? With what?” “With an imaginary gun, of course.” –Doom Patrol 23.

“Deadpool ain’t it? Sorta rhymes with Dead Fool?”–Wolverine 24.

“Yeah– like Wolverine rhymes with… Louver Screen? … Hoover Spleen? Hey what the heck does it rhyme with?”–Deadpool 25.

“Calm down. You get so uptight about your bodily fluids..” Black Cat to Spider-man 26.

“I’m through talking. Get out of my cave.”–Batman to Superman 27.

“Believe me when I say I wish that violence wasn’t necessary. But violence is the price we pay to accomplish a greater good. As heroes, we choose to protect that good with our lives.”–Superman 28.

“In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.”–Doctor Manhattan 30.

“The last time you inspired anyone, you were dead”–Batman to Superman 31.

“That would be a certain Thunder God. Oh…you better run.”–Ironman 32.

“You asked for my help. That’s all that matters.” –Superman 33.

“The sunsets are bloody MARVELOUS, you old bastard. Satisfied?” - Lucifer from Sandman 35.

” I always think I’ve got it all figured out, and then I live another day, and everything just gets more complicated.” –Scud 36.

“You don’t understand. I’m not trapped in here with you. You’re trapped in here with me.”–Rorscach 37.

“What do you think the A stands for? France?”– Ultimate Captain America 38.

“Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I’m Al Gore’s message of death, bee-yotch!”–Deadpool 39.

“Speak quickly! I am aching to destroy you!”–Hellboy

http://www.funology.com/riddles/

Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing

Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!


Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!

Q: Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.

Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A: A stamp!

Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
A: The letter M

Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
A: Mississippi

Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A: A Secret.

Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
A: EMPTY

http://chemistry.about.com/od/elementfacts/a/10-Sodium-Facts.htm

Sodium is an abundant element that is essential for human nutrition and important for many chemical processes. Here are 10 interesting facts about sodium.

Sodium is a silvery-white metal belonging to Group 1 of the Periodic Table, which is the alkali metals group.

Sodium is highly reactive! The pure metal is kept under oil or kerosene because it spontaneously ignites in water. It's interesting to note, sodium metal also floats on water!

Room temperature sodium metal is soft enough that you can cut it with a butter knife.

Sodium is an essential element for animal nutrition. In humans, sodium is important for maintaining fluid balance in the cells and throughout the body. The electric potential maintained by sodium ions is critical for nerve function.


Sodium and it compounds are used for food preservation, cooling nuclear reactors, in sodium vapor lamps, to purify and refine other elements and compounds, and as a desiccant.

There is only one stable isotope of sodium, 23Na.

The symbol for sodium is Na, which comes from the Latin natrium or Arabic natrun or a similar-sounding Egyptian word, all referring to soda or sodium carbonate.

Sodium is an abundant element. It is found in the sun and many other stars. It is the 6th most abundant element on Earth, comprising about 2.6% of the earth's crust. It is the most abundant alkali metal.



Although it too reactive to occur in pure elemental form, it is found in many minerals, including halite, cryolite, soda niter, zeolite, amphibole, and sodalite. The most common sodium mineral is halite or sodium chloride salt.

NAZARETH
"Hair Of The Dog"


Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Steamroller, midnight stroller
What they've been saying must be true

[bridge:]
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

[chorus:]
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Talkin' jivey, poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, born faker
I ain't so blind I can't see

[bridge]

[chorus]

[pipes solo]

[chorus]

http://www.bigwords.com/bigwords/

big words

accoutrements -accessories

acumen- quickness and keenness of judgment or insight.

anomalistic -deviation or departure from the normal or common order, form, or rule; phenomenal

auspicious -favorable, prosperous

bellwether -a leader, trendsetter, first in their class, and ahead of the rest

callipygian -having shapely buttocks

circumlocution 1. The use of unnecessarily wordy and indirect language. 2. Evasion in speech or writing. 3. A roundabout expression.


concupiscent a strong desire, especially sexual desire; lust

conviviality -merry; festive

coruscant -giving forth flashes of light; glittering

cuddlesome- suitable for or inviting cuddling. Also, cuddly

Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium.



An ion meets his atom friend on the street and says he's lost an electron. "Are you sure?" asks the atom. The ion replies, "I'm positive."

http://www.billionbibles.org/sharia/sharia-law.html


Sharia law is the law of Islam. The Sharia (also spelled Shariah or Shari'a) law is cast from the actions and words of Muhammad, which are called "Sunnah," and the Quran, which he authored.

The Sharia law itself cannot be altered, but the interpretation of the Sharia law, called "figh," by imams is given some leeway.

As a legal system, the Sharia law covers a very wide range of topics. While other legal codes deal primarily with public behavior, Sharia law covers public behavior, private behavior and private beliefs. Of all legal systems in the world today, Islam's Sharia law is the most intrusive and strict, especially against women.

According to the Sharia law:

• Theft is punishable by amputation of the right hand (above).
• Criticizing or denying any part of the Quran is punishable by death.
• Criticizing or denying Muhammad is a prophet is punishable by death.

Criticizing or denying Allah, the moon god of Islam is punishable by death.
• A Muslim who becomes a non-Muslim is punishable by death.
• A non-Muslim who leads a Muslim away from Islam is punishable by death.
• A non-Muslim man who marries a Muslim woman is punishable by death.

A man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old.
• Girls' clitoris should be cut (per Muhammad's words in Book 41, Kitab Al-Adab, Hadith 5251).
• A woman can have 1 husband, but a man can have up to 4 wives; Muhammad can have more.
• A man can unilaterally divorce his wife but a woman needs her husband's consent to divorce.
• A man can beat his wife for insubordination.

Testimonies of four male witnesses are required to prove rape against a woman.
• A woman who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s).
• A woman's testimony in court, allowed only in property cases, carries half the weight of a man's.
• A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits.

A woman cannot drive a car, as it leads to fitnah (upheaval).
• A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
• Meat to be eaten must come from animals that have been sacrificed to Allah - i.e., be Halal.
• Muslims should engage in Taqiyya and lie to non-Muslims to advance Islam.

The West is such an evil infidel place that they all want to move here!

And fuck our women!

Any sexual situation with less than four male witnesses is consensual sex.

http://chemistry.about.com/od/gold/a/10-Gold-Facts.htm

Gold

Nearly all of the gold on Earth came from meteorites that bombarded the planet over 200 million years after it forme

Gold is the only metal that is yellow or "golden". Other metals may develop a yellowish color, but only after they have oxidized or reacted with other chemicals.


Gold is extremely ductile. A single ounce of gold (about 28 grams) can be stretched into a gold thread 5 miles (8 kilometers) long. Gold threads can even be used as embroidery thread.

Malleability is a measure of how easily a material can be hammered into thin sheets. Gold is the most malleable element. A single ounce of gold can be beaten out into a sheet that is 300 square feet. A sheet of gold can be made thin enough to be transparent. Very thin sheets of gold may appear greenish blue because gold strongly reflects red and yellow


Although gold is a heavy, dense metal, it is generally considered non-toxic. Gold metal flakes may be eaten in foods or drinks.

24 karat gold is pure elemental gold. 18 karat gold is 75% pure gold. 14 karat gold is 58.5% pure gold, and 10 karat gold is 41.7% pure gold. The remaining portion of the metal usually is silver, but may consist of other metals or a combination of metals, such as platinum, copper, palladium, zinc, nickel, iron, and cadmium.


Gold is a noble metal. It is relatively unreactive and resists degradation by air, moisture, or acidic conditions. While acids dissolve most metals, a special mixture of acids called aqua regia is used to dissolve gold.

Gold has many uses, aside from its monetary and symbolic value. Among other applications, it is used in electronics, electrical wiring, dentistry, electronics, medicine, radiation shielding, and to color glass.


High purity metallic gold is odorless and tasteless. This makes sense, since the metal is unreactive. Metal ions are what confers flavor and odor to metallic elements and compounds.

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now

In other news bill Cosby says he has been Muslim for 40 years