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going in tomorrow evening around 6ish to induce. jackie is supremely uncomfortable and the little one can't have much wiggle room in there. we kept holding out for a natural onset but we're at 41½ weeks and the doctors really don't feel it's safe to delay any longer. I am shitting bricks but I'm told that's perfectly normal under such circumstances. will keep errbuddeh posted.
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I don't think bricks coming out of your anus is normal under any circumstances. Much less 'perfectly normal'.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Is this your first legitimate kid?
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rex would like to know what sex with women is like.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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funny, I thought rex had me on ignore this whole time.
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Good luck, Sammitch. You, your wife, and your child are in my thoughts and cares (yeah, usually reads prayers but you know how I am with religion). Wish all of you the best and congrats.
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funny, I thought rex had me on ignore this whole time. Rex just can't quit you. You're like the sock that got away.
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Since Iggy won't, I'll be praying for you guys this morning! Text me when all's said and/or done, bro!
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funny, I thought rex had me on ignore this whole time. Win. 
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less posting, more baby! (and congrats, and all)
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Much luck.
Did ya'll deliver yet? I hope it is all going okay!
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Much luck.
Did ya'll deliver yet? I hope it is all going okay! No, Elisa. Sammitch wouldn't be the one to deliver. He's the father and...y'know what? No. Let Jeff explain this stuff to you...
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Isn't Elisa prego? Boy is she going to be surprised in a few months when it's time for the baby to be born.
Elisa-"I GOTTA BE THE ONE TO DELIVER THIS BABY?? ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDING ME"!!!??
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we've been here for eighteen hours. this kid has got to be pretty damn comfy in there because she seems to be in no hurry to emerge. jackie's fine with it - actually she's fine with the entire universe ever since they faded in the epidural for her. it'll probably happen by the end of the day but we're not rushing this any more than absolutely necessary. the birthing suite is damn comfy and has decent wifi and three different people have brought us (me, she's on liquids only) food or snacks thus far so I'm not complaining. hell, she needs to pop another one of these out in a few years so we can crash here again.
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Put some headphones on her stomach and play The Legend of Zelda soundtrack. The child will believe itself on a quest and start moving. Little does he/she know, the level will last about ninety-years, and the Boss Fight will involve a midlife crisis and a mortgage...  
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You laugh, but.... COMING SOON: The Legend of Zelda 2012 : The Child of Glacier!! 
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still no significant progress to report. pitocin seemed to have outlasted its usefulness so they've shut that off, but the epidural's still going strong so there's a decent chance of c-section. not looking forward to that but the procedure's a lot better than it used to be.
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On the bright side, your wife is going to have one hell of a guilt card to play on this kid for the next fifty years.
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JoAnn Elizabeth Smith
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thanks guys! yeah we're all three pretty wiped - it was a taxing day for all parties concerned...
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CONGRATUMALATION, Mr. SMITH!
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thanks guys! yeah we're all three pretty wiped - it was a taxing day for all parties concerned... Obama and his evil Democrat cronies are even taxing days now. -Dave the Wonderboy
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Oh, and congratulation, Phil. You have a child now, and your life is now ended.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Congrats, Phil.
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