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rex was sitting in his chair when he felt something weird going on in his pants. Upon looking down, he noticed he had pooped himself!

Little did rex know that this was only the beginning of the most wonderful adventure of his life...


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Immediately he yelled "oh no!" in his head. Hurriedly he pulled down his pants to remove his underwear, but upon doing so he realized he wasn't wearing any!

"How queer," he mumbled to himself, "I'd swear I put my Mr. Potatohead underroo's on last week."

As he paused for a moment to contemplate what must have occurred he heard a slight giggle coming from behind him. It was very slight, and was almost inaudible except his ears have been trained to perfection to catch the slightest hint of laughter toward his person!

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It was First Amongst Daves. His dastardly poo based plans had threatened the safety and sanitation of the world for years. Now, the mad Aussie had set his designs on rex.

"Your poo shall feed me and my army for years," he cackled. "Minions, seize him!"


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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An army of dwarves marched towards rex as he struggled to find something to cover his genitals. Finally he did so with a paper clip.

As the dwarves attempted to capture rex, he noticed something unusual about them:

"Why, these midgets... These midgets look just like me! How is it possible?!"


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I'll never eat at Taco Bell again.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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You guys are fucking up the story! That shit belongs in the talk thread!


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