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I hereby challenge you to find better or funnier ones.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

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http://youtu.be/_0e4d6AEf9w?t=2m27s

Couldn't embed this one, because I made the video start at the actual performance rather then when the pundits were talking.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
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Oh good, another gymnastics thread. Everyone say hello to chris hanson.


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Shut the fuck up and contribute, you fuck.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
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No, I won't contribute because I'm not a pedophile. You and wondy need to keep that shit to yourselves.


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Some of that video footage belongs in a Poledancing Special Olympics.

Other parts, while exhibiting skill, deviates from the purpose of poledancing in the first place.

The purpose is to bend over and show us the goods!




Several times I've met strippers who thought they were some kind of performing artist. No, sister, you're here to show me your ass!
Let's remain focused on that fact.

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So you like masturbating to underaged retarded girls? Why does that not surprise me?


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This girl could get some of my singles in the bargain.










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Wow.

That's.....Impressive.

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Belly dancing may not be everybody's cup of tea. But hey, there's still the music. If you don't like Basil Poledouris, you have no soul.

Last edited by Captain Sweden; 2012-01-21 7:50 PM. Reason: Clarification

"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
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"Well, yeah."
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What's not to like?

Particularly when performed by a girl that beautiful.

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Indeed.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
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Special thanks to whatever Star Trek fan compiled this together. Way before I ever even heard of belly dancing, I'd already been corrupted by the gyrations of an Orion slave girl!

Specifically, Susan Oliver, in "The Menagerie" episode.

"Wouldn't you say it's worth a man's soul?!?"






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What the hell!? Kicking down the guy just because he was having a good time?

What is pro-wrestling coming to...



Rihanna... You had me at "Umbrella". \:\)


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
Special thanks to whatever Star Trek fan compiled this together. Way before I ever even heard of belly dancing, I'd already been corrupted by the gyrations of an Orion slave girl!

Specifically, Susan Oliver, in "The Menagerie" episode.

"Wouldn't you say it's worth a man's soul?!?"


Great finds, WB!


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
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"Well, yeah."
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It somehow becomes more artistic to me when the girl is wearing a skimpy bikini!

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
It somehow becomes more artistic to me when the little girl is wearing a skimpy bikini and chained in my basement!

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
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It somehow becomes more artistic to me when the little girl is wearing a skimpy bikini and chained in my basement!

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I haven't actually seen this film. I want though.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

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I still like this one.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sweden

I haven't actually seen this film. I want [to] though.


Flashdance was an unspectacular movie with a really good soundtrack. But still entertaining and fun. Thanks for posting the nostalgic video clips. I saw it way back in 1983 when it came out!

Similar 80's movies with great music are Risky Business, Streets of Fire, Footloose, Top Gun, and Dirty Dancing.
Although a hot sexy Jennifer Beals strutting her stuff made Flashdance a breakout film when it was released.

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"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

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It somehow becomes more artistic to me when the little girl is wearing a skimpy bikini and chained in my basement!

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