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 G-Comedian-traffic lawyer by day, leatherboy by night. G-Comedian's murder sets the whole story in motion. Rexschach-the mysterious vigilante of the streets, with his soiled sock mask searches for G-Comedian's killer while ranting about the hippies who stole his bike. Dr. Occupy Manhattan-transformed by a bizarre accident involving a tardis, jello, microwaves and pot, Dr. Occupy Manhattan adopts the only symbol he respects: the sweet leaf. He cannot be bothered to help humanity or search for the killer as he's busy updating his Doctor Who collection. Nite Mama-the hero of Baaahhhhhstaaahhhn and protector of Fenway Park. he's eaten too many hot dogs. declines to join Rexschach's search because there's a game on. Sneaky Spectre-half blind and dyslexic, stumbles her way through several revealing outfits while managing to post incoherently. Robymandias-the gayest man in the world decides the only way to save everyone is by dropping a giant dildo on NYC. Natureboyz-oh c'mon. you already know where this is going. . .
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 Much better than that three-fourths of a novella entitled "V for Virgin."
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If G-Man is the Comedian, does that mean Wondy is Silk Spectre I?
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Wondy actually gets double duty. I can't think of anyone else here to play Hector Godfrey so perfectly.
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Much better than that three-fourths of a novella entitled "V for Virgin."
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Rexschach-the mysterious vigilante of the streets, with his soiled sock mask searches for G-Comedian's killer while ranting about the hippies who stole his bike.
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Dr. Prometheus-transformed by a bizarre accident involving a tardis, jello, microwaves and pot. . .
Actually, wouldn't "Dr. Occupy Manhattan" be more appropriate?
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For once, I think G-Man's suggestion is funnier. However, since I know he's posting that just to  (sine he's "Ignoring" me) I have to deduct points because he's such a petty, old shit. 
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Dr. Prometheus-transformed by a bizarre accident involving a tardis, jello, microwaves and pot. . .
Actually, wouldn't "Dr. Occupy Manhattan" be more appropriate? Bazinga!
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Wondy ... I can't think of anyone else here to play Hector Godfrey so perfectly. Actually, shouldn't Pat Buchanan play Godfrey, with Wondy cast as Seymour? 
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Wondy ... I can't think of anyone else here to play Hector Godfrey so perfectly. Actually, shouldn't Pat Buchanan play Godfrey, with Wondy cast as Seymour? But doesn't Iggy quote Buchanan as often as I do? I see myself more like Hollis Mason (The Hood), a guy who is disdainful of the current era, and is nostalgic for an earlier less cynical time. Or the newsvendor, who discusses what he reads in the news, and warns of what's coming.
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The hood is a child rapist?
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Wondy ... I can't think of anyone else here to play Hector Godfrey so perfectly. Actually, shouldn't Pat Buchanan play Godfrey, with Wondy cast as Seymour? But doesn't Iggy quote Buchanan as often as I do? I see myself more like Hollis Mason (The Hood), a guy who is disdainful of the current era, and is nostalgic for an earlier less cynical time. Or the newsvendor, who discusses what he reads in the news, and warns of what's coming. You're that guy that tried to pick his own nickname in high school, aren't you?
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If G-Man is the Comedian, does that mean Wondy is Silk Spectre I? I though he was supposed to be in the post within a post as the marooned sea captain becoming paranoid and trying to get back home before the Black Poster moved into his neighborhood.
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Wondy ... I can't think of anyone else here to play Hector Godfrey so perfectly. Actually, shouldn't Pat Buchanan play Godfrey, with Wondy cast as Seymour? But doesn't Iggy quote Buchanan as often as I do? I see myself more like Hollis Mason (The Hood), a guy who is disdainful of the current era, and is nostalgic for an earlier less cynical time. Or the newsvendor, who discusses what he reads in the news, and warns of what's coming. Dude. Hollis Mason was Nite Owl I. (The identity of Hooded Justice was never revealed, though there are theories.) Leave your Geek Squad badge, and your grappling gun. You're suspended effective immediately.
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Dr. Prometheus-transformed by a bizarre accident involving a tardis, jello, microwaves and pot. . .
Actually, wouldn't "Dr. Occupy Manhattan" be more appropriate? yes, it would. done!
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There we have Hooded Justice and Captain Metropolis, holding each other's hands.
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
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There we have Hooded Justice and Captain Metropolis, holding each other's hands. Sikkbones and Tommy?
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But doesn't Iggy quote Buchanan as often as I do?
I see myself more like Hollis Mason (The Hood), a guy who is disdainful of the current era, and is nostalgic for an earlier less cynical time.
Or the newsvendor, who discusses what he reads in the news, and warns of what's coming.
Dude. Hollis Mason was Nite Owl I. (The identity of Hooded Justice was never revealed, though there are theories.) Leave your Geek Squad badge, and your grappling gun. You're suspended effective immediately. Thanks for the correction. My apologies, I guess I wasn't fully awake when I posted. Hollis Mason's memoir was titled Under The Hood (the backup text feature in the first issue), I guess that's what threw my defective memory.
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"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
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But doesn't Iggy quote Buchanan as often as I do?
I see myself more like Hollis Mason (The Hood), a guy who is disdainful of the current era, and is nostalgic for an earlier less cynical time.
Or the newsvendor, who discusses what he reads in the news, and warns of what's coming.
Dude. Hollis Mason was Nite Owl I. (The identity of Hooded Justice was never revealed, though there are theories.) Leave your Geek Squad badge, and your grappling gun. You're suspended effective immediately. Thanks for the correction. My apologies, I guess I wasn't fully awake when I posted. Hollis Mason's memoir was titled Under The Hood (the backup text feature in the first issue), I guess that's what threw my defective memory. You'll get back to duty in a few day. Geek Squad needs all the manpower we can get. Within reason.
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
-Conan the Barbarian
"Well, yeah."
-Jason E. Perkins
"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
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"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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"Well, yeah."
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"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
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Just when I thought you couldn't get any gayer. ...you "let him" fuck you in the ass?
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Just when I thought you couldn't get any gayer. ...you "let him" fuck you in the ass?
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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"Well, yeah."
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"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
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