Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that somewhere out there, King Snarf and Nowhereman, reading these boards in Anonymous mode, are sharing a chuckle together. Nowhereman cuddles him a little closer on the porch swing, whispering a sweet "cunt!" in his ear, as they stare off together into the sunset to live happily ever after.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that Harley became one of Columbia's richest and well-respected Law Professors. She strips by night to pay for the law school. Still.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that Sneaky Bunny's tits look just fucking awesome in the shower, when the suds wash over her small-but-perky nipples.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that CJ's tits look also just fucking awesome in the shower, when the suds run over her melons like waterfalls of Rex's tears.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
....that BASMS and Ray Adler joined forces and went underground, training for the post-2012 apocalypse. And that if you have a problem, and if you can find them, then maybe you can hire......them.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that Wednesday is currently in a geosynchronous orbit with North America, arms folded, staring at us like Apollo in THE AUTHORITY. And still he waits.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that Bastid is, in fact, the main chairperson behind the worldwide Illuminati Bilderberg Conspiracy group. He's currently responsible for the lower portions of Sweden and some of Canada. I don't know why.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that Grimm settled a new nation-state near the equator. He called it "Grimm".

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that I am the warrior. And it's hard-too-hard-to-win---.....if you sur-viiiii-hive.....the warrior...yes, I am the warrior...and victory is miiii-hine. The warrior. The warrior.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
...that no one will get that previous post.

Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 6,747
I've got more guns than you.
6000+ posts
Offline
I've got more guns than you.
6000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 6,747
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
...that Grimm settled a new nation-state near the equator. He called it "Grimm".



Creative....


"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all."
-- Lothar of the Hill People
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,428
Likes: 8
brother from another mother
15000+ posts
Offline
brother from another mother
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,428
Likes: 8
Please post more Sneaky/CJ shower fantasies.


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,793
Likes: 3
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Online Content
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,793
Likes: 3
Someone needs to post pics of the following people:

Cowgirl Jacks (and her boobies)

Harley (she never posted boobies \:\( )

Stareena (and her boobies)

Sneaky Bunny (her tits too)

And any other posterses boobies. Except Llance.










Ok, why not? Him too.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
Please post more Sneaky/CJ shower fantasies.


Not until you reveal your identity...

Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,853
Likes: 3
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Offline
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,853
Likes: 3
Last night, CJ took off my clothes, took me to the showers, and gave me a good soapy bath.

Then we went back to the bedroom, and she let me lie down for a while. Then she changed my diapers and gave me a bottle of milk.

The End.

Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,853
Likes: 3
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Offline
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,853
Likes: 3
...and remember that one time when Harley took me out for ice cream? That was awesome. I got chocolate ice cream all over my face and we laughed a lot.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Someone needs to post pics of the following people:

Cowgirl Jacks (and her boobies)






 Quote:
Harley (she never posted boobies \:\( )




 Quote:
Sneaky Bunny (her tits too)
















 Quote:
And any other posterses boobies.




Butterican







Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Offline
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Someone needs to post pics of the following people:

Cowgirl Jacks (and her boobies)






 Quote:
Harley (she never posted boobies \:\( )




 Quote:
Sneaky Bunny (her tits too)
















 Quote:
And any other posterses boobies.



Uschi




Butterican








Wow. You are a cunt. I know a few of those pictures that the posters who put them up didn't want in the public forums.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Offline
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Wow. You are a cunt. I know a few of those pictures that the posters who put them up didn't want in the public forums.


Really? Because I only count one that I've never seen before in these forums. I guess two photos if you count the shame those two girls must've felt being groped by Knurkel...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Offline
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
Yes, really.

Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Offline
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
Certain ones were only posted in a certain hidden forum.

Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Offline
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
 Originally Posted By: Person who wanted to remain in private
\:lol\:

oh, and fuck you, *******, for posting that stupid card in the general forums. I've requested that they stay out of reach of the general public.


The card spoken about had one of the pics Pro posted on it.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,793
Likes: 3
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Online Content
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,793
Likes: 3
So that's what Harley looks like. Always knew there was a pic of her around but never saw it.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
I honestly have no idea what Jaburg is talking about. Which one, man? How the fuck am I supposed to know? What "Hidden Forum" are you talking about? All you have to do is tell me and I'll take it off. Stop

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Really? Because I only count one that I've never seen before in these forums. I guess two photos if you count the shame those two girls must've felt being groped by Knurkel...


\:lol\:

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
So that's what Harley looks like. Always knew there was a pic of her around but never saw it.


It was an unused Interview picture. The only one besides the shot of her 8-year-old self I could get from her.

I tried getting in touch with her a few times since she disappeared. But, I imagine she was either a well-played alt, or shrunk from social media. Or, you know, life.

Joined: May 2005
Posts: 12,912
Kneel!
10000+ posts
Offline
Kneel!
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 12,912
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Wow. You are a cunt. I know a few of those pictures that the posters who put them up didn't want in the public forums.



too bad they're not here to give a damn. someone facebook them about this quick!



 Quote:
Really? Because I only count one that I've never seen before in these forums. I guess two photos if you count the shame those two girls must've felt being groped by Knurkel...



haters gonna hate joe...haters gonna hate.


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 12,912
Kneel!
10000+ posts
Offline
Kneel!
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 12,912
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus

I tried getting in touch with her a few times since she disappeared. But, I imagine she was either a well-played alt, or shrunk from social media. Or, you know, life.



she was g-man the whole time. spoilers.


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 25,011
Likes: 31
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Offline
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 25,011
Likes: 31
Two more of Sneaky.

This one from TK-069's cards, circa 2007.




And..


Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 25,011
Likes: 31
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Offline
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 25,011
Likes: 31


Difficult Kind:



She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like an amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

She knows she's got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she lose with what she uses,
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees

Shake it down, shake it down now


She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house !






And some more of TK-069's cards:







Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,793
Likes: 3
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Online Content
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,793
Likes: 3
Damn son! Uschi's sporting a killer body! How did I miss these?

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 25,011
Likes: 31
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Offline
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 25,011
Likes: 31
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Damn son! Uschi's sporting a killer body! How did I miss these?


Courtesy of photoshop, but still nice to see.

Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Offline
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns


too bad they're not here to give a damn. someone facebook them about this quick!



It's not enough that they cared about it when they still posted here?

After it's posted here in a public forum it could go anywhere.

It's not us this person was worried about. It was people just passing through who may spread the pic.

Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Offline
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,089
let me throw this scenario out there.

You have a girlfriend who lets you take nude pictures of her but asks that you never show them to anybody. They are for you to enjoy.

Do you think it's OK to flash them around your friends after a break up?

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 34,236
Likes: 15
"Hey this is PCG342's bro..."
15000+ posts
Offline
"Hey this is PCG342's bro..."
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 34,236
Likes: 15
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53


let me throw this scenario out there.

You have a girlfriend


Let's keep this within the realm of believability, sir!

Signed,

King Snarf


"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

[center][Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com] [/center]

[center][Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com][/center]
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
The pic is gone, so this whole "morality debate" is laughable. I thought there were no rules, right "Jake"? \:lol\:

BTW, Doog, that's NOT Uschi's body. That's some fancy Photoshop. The rest are real, as far as I know.

Now, haters stop hating and enjoy the tits. JEEEEEEEZ Janice!

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus

I tried getting in touch with her a few times since she disappeared. But, I imagine she was either a well-played alt, or shrunk from social media. Or, you know, life.



she was g-man the whole time. spoilers.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy


Difficult Kind:



I wonder if Rob and DK are still married? He never mentions her anymore...

Doog, you still hitched?

I know PJP got a divorce. But, according to Twitter, he's perfectly happy whoring it up in NYC.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,793
Likes: 3
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Online Content
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,793
Likes: 3
Yup, had our 5th year anniversary in October.

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Regenerated
15000+ posts
OP Offline
Regenerated
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 33,385
Likes: 1
Congrats, brother! I feel your painful joy.

So, when can we expect pics in this thread?

Page 1 of 3 1 2 3

Link Copied to Clipboard
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5