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I have spent the last year or so inventing something I call "night vision".
It's a pair of special glasses that you put on to simulate dark night conditions.
I'm going to make millions.
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I've already developed the cheap knock off version called 'closing your eyes'.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I've invented a special pair of glasses called Wonder Boy Vision.
When you put it on, everyone looks black.
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And then SOM steals your wallet.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I have spent the last year or so inventing something I call "night vision".
It's a pair of special glasses that you put on to simulate dark night conditions.
I'm going to make millions.
You need to change the name to make it more marketable. I suggest "twilight vision"
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I have spent the last year or so inventing something I call "night vision".
It's a pair of special glasses that you put on to simulate dark night conditions.
I'm going to make millions.
You need to change the name to make it more marketable. I suggest "twilight vision" But then people will expect that wearing these glasses would make everyone look as though they're sparkling.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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I invented a thing called music.
Lets dance!
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