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yeah, so, a few months ago i put semen in my wife's birgina, and now there's a baby growing beneath her boobs
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Congratulations, Rob. Will you be naming the baby Bruce Hogan Kamphausen?
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The gays having kids is legal in many states now.
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Congratulations, gob. Don't let the kid post here, when it grows old enough to use the computer.
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Awesome news, Rob, congratulations!
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The gays having kids is legal in many states now. That's how Nowie was raised.
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yeah, so, a few months ago i put semen in my wife's birgina, and now there's a baby growing beneath her boobs Congrats,rob. It was best that you did this with your own wife and not some other persons wife. (such as Ushi's wife)
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Best wishes, Rob. Don't become this guy! 
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Nah he'll be more like Mrs. Dad
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Happy for you Rob. However, aren't you already a mini, mini version of a normal person?
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Congrats On Your Wifes Boobs Getting Bigger!
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Doog reminding us of whats important here.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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of the boobs. not the kid
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Congratulations, Rob. Will you be naming the baby Bruce Hogan Kamphausen? They're debating between that and Hulk Wayne Kamphausen, Robert Nintendo Kamphausen, or Kamphausen 64.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Wii isnt even a real word.
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"Ghost Dog Kamphausen", arseholes.
Congrats Gob. Pleased you are having a Goblet.
PS rob is gay.
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Congrats and a Happy Father's Day to ya Gobert!
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
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two weeks left! at least until the official date. it could actually be any moment now. ...which is terrifying.
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Almost as terrifying as the idea that Rob can and has bred
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two weeks left! at least until the official date. it could actually be any moment now. ...which is terrifying. Whoa, you're tracking the same as me. Well, shit, next time I'm in NYC we're definitely wetting the babies' heads.
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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i have brought a kid home from the hospital!
tomorrow, i go back and get mine
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Which one are you selling off?
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Which one are you selling off? No, Pariah, you can't have one
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But I need an infant to sacrifice to the great and terrible apparition of Ayn Rand!
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You didn't take care of the last one we let you have, even though you promised to walk it, feed it and clean up after it. And trying to flush the little fucker down the toilet was a pain in the ass. Maybe when you're older and more responsible...
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I just notified the FBI of this thread.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I wasn't willing to wait for the NSA to get around to it.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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i have brought a kid home from the hospital!
tomorrow, i go back and get mine Did you bring the wife home? He's not getting milk from your boobs.
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But I need an infant to sacrifice to the great and terrible apparition of Ayn Rand! 
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I wasn't willing to wait for the NSA to get around to it. Zing!
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I nominate LLance for wetnurse!!!!
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